Punch-Out!! Wii is damn awesome. I was playing it with a couple of friends last night and we got so into the whole deal: the fighting, the characters, the nostalgia. Wonderful. So, as would be expected, we tossed around ideas for more hilarious boxers and, when I woke up this morning to do my daily regimen of beating children and carrying buckets of water up hills, I conceptualized a few ideas, some old and some new. So, without further introduction, here's some of my own ideas for
Punch-Out!! boxers. Enjoy!
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Name:
Big TexGender: Male
Birthplace: Dallas, TX, USA
Voice: English, with a Tex-Mex draw
Appearance: giant, muscley Texan with a pronounced chin and a white ten gallon hat. Wears cowboy boots with his boxing shorts and a giant belt buckle
TD Appearance: ten gallon hat is now black, wears denim jeans instead of shorts (with belt buckle), spurs on boots
Moves: plenty of uppercuts and left hooks, likes to yell things like "Kapow!" "Bam!" and "Yeehaw!" when he throws punches
"Longhorn!" -- A double-uppercut from both sides
"Uno, Dos, THREE!" -- 1, 2, 3 punch
"You're messing with the wrong long arm o' the law!" -- charged hook that swings from one side to the other
TD Moves: Slight coverage of weaknesses and adds a lasso to "rope in" Little Mac for a cheap volley. Easy to avoid, a pain if you get caught.
Introduction: Big Tex is seen lassoing cattle from horseback on the range; Big Tex is sitting beside a campfire at night playing guitar; Big Tex sees a "WANTED" ad for an arm wrestling competition with big earnings; Big Tex cheers while holding a giant sack of money and the other player is crying over his broken hand from across the table
Entrance: "Howdy, pardner! I reckon you fancy a 'bout with the one and only BIG TEX!"
Taunts: "Yeee-HAW!"
Knockdown Taunt: "Heh heh heh! Don't mess with this hombre!" *dances and makes shooting motions/noises*; "Whatchy'all doin' down there on the floor, amigo? Heh heh heh!"
Between Rounds: "They ain't kiddin' when they say everythin's bigger in Texas, pardner!" "When I get home, I'm gonna wrassle me up a nice steak. MmMm!"
Doc Louis Quotes: "Mac, I'm telling you: you'd have a better chance arm wrestling this guy. Watch out for his bullet-fast punches from above!"; "There's a reason they call him 'the Wild Guman.' This guy is crazy!"
Secret: You can knock off his ten gallon hat which, in exchange, really doesn't change much... Basic strategy to KO
Name:
Frank Jr.Gender: Male
Voice: English, sounds dumb and slow
Birthplace: Brasov, Transylvania, Romania
Appearance: giant, bluish-purple "Frankenstein" with bolts on his neck and, on his stomach, a glass casing brimming with electricity; on his back he wears a giant battery
TD Appearance: now the bolts are bigger, the casing is metal, his skin is bluish-green, and he has TWO batteries on his back
Moves: very defensive player who only takes flinching/chip damage from body and head blows, likes to jab and bring his fists down on Mac
"Frankie... SMASH!" -- headpunch from above
"Frankie... CRUSH!" -- twin sideblows
TD Moves: Much faster and adds electricity to some of his harder blows. Taunts far more often, turning his back to do so...
Introduction: a scientist is working on Frank Jr. at an operating table; Frank Jr. is learning how to write with a giant crayon on a big piece of paper; Frank Jr. is standing in a thunderstorm feeding off lightning; Frank Jr. is being chased through a village with pitchforks and torches
Entrance: "Frankie tired of people making fun of him. He know he strong, but people don't think Frankie strong. Frankie show people he mean business. Want to play with Frankie?"
Taunts: *scratches head in a confused look*
Knockdown Taunt: "Uh-oh, did Frankie hurt you? ...Frankie sorry." "Frankie not mean, me swear!"
Between Rounds: "Frankie tired of fighting. Frankie want to sit down and play video games. You play with Frankie?"
"Doctor tell Frankie he strong. Frankie don't feel strong. Maybe if Frankie practice punching new friend, he feel stronger?"
Doc Louis Quotes: "This guy is out of this world, Mac. Send him back to whatever mad science lab he came from!"
"Frank Jr. gets all his power from the batteries on his back. If you could maybe short them out somehow, you might get a fighting chance!"
Secret: Frank Jr. does not react to head or body blows. However, if you can catch either his stomach or face just as he's starting a punch you will catch him off guard and start a volley. Volleying his head causes it to spin; do this twice and the bolts will pop out, sending out volts of electricity that hurt Frank but also stop you from hitting him in the face again. Do the same for his stomach to crack the casing and shock Frankie again. After dodging his "desperation" move, Frankie will "power down" from the loss of power to his circuits. Just wail on him since he can't move and he's down. In TD, the strategy's a bit different: Frankie can't lose the bolts or his new metal casing. Instead, punch him when his back is turned to crush one of the two batteries. Caught off guard, he now reverts to his "original" form with the loss of power. Keep hooking with the same fist in a volley to full spin his head around; when he turns his body to get a look at you, jab the other battery before he spins his torso forward. After a few times, this is also destroyed and, powered down once more, wail on Frankie to send him to sleep.
Name:
Narcis PrinceGender: Male
Voice: English, arrogant British upper-class accent
Birthplace: Cambridge, England, UK
Appearance: blond "Hugh Grant" hair, red letterman vest, high tops and socks, smarmy pretty boy face
TD Appearance: white collared shirt, khakis, black boots, five o'clock shadow, earrings
Moves: fast opponent with plenty of jabs, loves to taunt, often while attacking or out of reach
"Foul droog!" -- 1-2 punch
"Enguarde!" -- a counterpunch
"For queen and country!" -- uppercut
"I'll stop this blackguard!" -- 1-fade-3 punch
TD Moves: still taunts, but not as open when he does; adds a fading punch to his repertoire
Introduction: Narcis is standing in front of his university beaming with a sweater around his shoulders and a statue behind him; Narcis is leading a group of freshman girls around campus and laughing; Narcis is standing, perfectly clean, at the goal line with the pigskin while a bunch of other rugby players are down in the mud; Narcis is being pampered by freshman students as he reads the paper and sips tea
Entrance: "Arthur, did you bother to tell this chap that we agreed my face was strictly off limits? I swear, if I get so much as a scratch I am going to phone my attorney."
Taunts: "Come now, show me some of that Yankee courage!"
Knockdown Taunt: "Ha-ha-ha! Was that all?" "Hmm, I can see you never went to University"
Between Rounds: "Arthur, get me a cold compress, quickly. I think I'm going to be sick!"; "My face! My face! He hit my beautiful face!"; "Hmm... I can see now why we left the colonies behind. Your fighting is such rubbish" *sips a cup of tea offered by his butler*
Doc Louis Quotes: "Ooo, this guy boils my blood, Macky. Give him a fist right to the jaw for old Doc, y'hear?"; "Heh, we'll see how pretty he is when you're done with him, right Mac?"; (TD) "Don't forget Mac, this is the guy who starred in 'My Best Friend's Barmitzvah' and 'Five Beheadings and a Birthday.' He doesn't need to win this match!"; (TD) "Ooo, these moves remind me of the Narcis Prince movie 'A Timepiece Clementine.' Real edge-of-your-seat thriller. Saw it in HD. You got one of those yet, Mac? I'll let ya borrow it if ya do."; (TD) "The wife's gonna be real upset when she hears I let you beat Narcis Prince to a pulp, but that woman never stopped me from eating chocolate bars neither. Hoho!"
Secret: Headblows are the way to go. Narcis can't STAND having his face hit. If you land a blow to his face he will whimper and leave himself completely open. In the third round he is better at covering his face to prevent injury, but there's still an in: hit him when he moves in for an uppercut to land a punch and start the volley. "Bollocks," he'll say! In TD, Narcis moved on to acting and, as such, he is now a world-famous movie star. His face is now better guarded but, otherwise, still his weakpoint!
Name:
Heike KageroGender: Male
Voice: Japanese, Osaka accent, slightly effeminate
Birthplace: Osaka, Japan
Appearance: scrawny bishonen with long, silver hair and face makeup
TD Appearance: Kabuki! long, red hair, kabuki face paint, wooden sandals, and a kimono; carries a parasol and paper fan
Moves: likes to jet around like Great Tiger and, similarly, has a "mirage" attack. He will also whip you with his hair when you get close
TD Moves: adds a "block everything ever" parasol and a paper fan attack that slaps Mac silly
Introduction: Heike is practicing kabuki on a big stage; Heike is meditating beneath a sakura tree; Heike is serving sake to buisiness men at a sumo match; Heike is slapping an older man silly while in costume
Entrance: "Please, be gentle with me. Hoo hoo hoo!"
Taunts: "You are very strong, hoo hoo hoo!"
Knockdown Taunt: "I am sorry for your loss, hoo hoo hoo!" "Please, get up again. I want to see your face, hoo hoo!"
Between Rounds: "You should see me with my make-up, hoo hoo!"; "How lovely it is to dance together, is it not?"
Doc Louis Quotes: "I just don't get this guy. I don't even see how he can box, to be honest. Man needs to eat some more!"; "When he tries to dance, knock him senseless. Makes me a bit crazy to see a guy dancing like that anyway. It ain't right."
Secret: Simply put, just stop him from dancing. That's his biggest opening. When he whips his hair, you can get a star for punching his face.
Name:
Pizza PastaGender: Male
Voice: Italian, Neapolitan dialect
Birthplace: Napoli, Italy
Appearance: black hair with a widow's peak, "Italian flag" shorts, pretty basic...
TD Appearance: clothing changes colors to more white rather than triple stripes
Moves: dances back and forth quickly; has a hugging move that, after grappling you, ends with a forceful uppercut
"Eat my fists!" -- hard right hook
TD Moves: does a double uppercut as well as a "fake" hug that crushes you from one side
Introduction: Pizza is standing in front of his pizzeria restaurant; Pizza is actually making pizza; Pizza trips and spills the food on an Italian couple; Pizza Pasta dashes for the hills covered in spaghetti and sauce
Entrance: "I brought my little ladies today. I call them 'Rosa' and 'Maria.' Would you like to meet them?"
Taunts: "Ha ha, come and fight me!"
Knockdown Taunt: "You could not even crush a tomato, Little Mac." "Looks like you've got sauce on your face, Little Mac."
Between Rounds: "Excuse me, Little Mac, do you know my cousin Vinny?"; "How come I never see you at the family reunions, eh Little Mac? Ho ho!"; "Brooklyn, you say? I have family there. They never write anymore and it makes mama so sad."
Doc Louis Quotes: "When Pizza comes in for a hug, shove a couple of meatballs right down his gullet. That'll show him!"
Secret: He's basically Don Flamenco. Like... really.
Name:
Doctor VooGender: Male
Voice: Creole
Birthplace: Port-au-prince, Haiti
Appearance: scrawny older man wearing a witch doctor's wooden mask, gold shorts, white beard, and carrying a magic stick
TD Appearance: mask changes appearance to be more fierce, carried a Voodoo Doll of Mac instead of the wand; fire attacks are blue instead of orange
Moves: loves to dance and be difficult to hit, will use his wand to muster up some magical attacks, can summon zombie/skeleton hands to punch Mac
"Vanish!" -- disappears into a flame and reappears to punch
"Hey ya ya ya!" -- dances erratically before a volley of punches
"Spirits move me!" -- vanishes into fire twice, then punches
"Control you I will!" -- shakes the stick and, if not stopped, stuns Mac
"My minions, get him!" -- two hands reach from the floor both fly at Mac, one punching before the other
"Minions, help me!" -- two hands reach from the floor and slide toward Mac, attempting to pound him from either side at the same time
TD Moves: now will punch the Voodoo Doll to deal damage to Mac instead of hitting him directly, dances are more elaborate, zombie attacks used far more often
Introduction: Doctor Voo's village is shown; Doctor Voo is brewing a medicine in his cauldron when he sees Mac's face; Doctor Voo does a dance around a cauldron; Doctor Voo stands before an army of zombies ready to battle (in TD we see him carving the Mac doll)
Entrance: "I traveled far across space and time to get to you today, Little Mac. I will not go without properly adding you to my army."
Taunts: "Bok bok bok!" *dances and slaps his ass*
Knockdown Taunt: "Ha ha ha! Inferior mortal!" "What are you, some sort of chicken?"
Between Rounds: "Oof, long-distance travel always makes me so tired" *zombie hand rubbing his forehead with a towel*; "What time is it? I have come too long a way..."
Doc Louis Quotes: "Mac, baby, it's time to call THIS witch doctor and tell him you're canceling your appointment! Sock him in the face to break that silly mask."; "If he starts chanting, don't let him finish. If you can break his voodriver I think you've got him cornered!"
Secret: Break the wand, break his face when he dances, and hopefully, if you smash the mask, it's over. You can always land a headblow once his mask is destroyed.
Name:
Silver AxeGender: Male
Voice: Swedish
Birthplace: Stockholm, Sweden
Appearance: large, blond with braids, and a giant viking helmet
TD Appearance: helmet changes to include face coverage, gains gauntlets and more "armor"
Moves: likes to hit from above with his fists like a hammer, has a few special moves
"Silver Axe!" -- swings both fists from the side, then from above
"Asgard!" -- body rush that has a long charge up
"Odin!" -- fakes out, then pounds down from above with one fist
"Thor!" -- rising uppercut, pounding downward blow
"Fenris!" -- two hooks, double fisted blow
"Valkyrie!" -- runs back and forth, roars, then does a running headbutt with horns out
TD Moves: adds another headbutting move, "Ragnarok," but is pretty much the same as before with less lag between specials
Introduction: Silver Axe is a boring fat businessman sitting at a meeting; Silver Axe comes home to see his apartment, all plastered with posters of vikings, metal bands, and comic books; goes to a store and buys replica viking gear; stands in front of the his office building dressed in full viking regalia and snarling with an axe in hand
Entrance: "Drink with me in the halls of Valhalla, little one, and together we shall become gods amongst men!"
Taunts: "Ya ha ha!"
Knockdown Taunt: "Ya, you think that will defeat me, Silver Axe?"; "Ya, you are not strong enough for the powers of the gods!"
Between Rounds: "Ya, don't ya think you're a little in over your head, little one?"; "When I bring down my axe, thunder cries from the heavens!"; "We gods were around long before you even picked up a glove, little one. Ya ha ha!"
Doc Louis Quotes: "Don't even bother going for the face, Mac. His helmet's got him covered. But if you can nail him in the belly when's not looking..."; "Who does this guy think he is? A viking? Pfft, in my day, I ate vikings for breakfast. That and chocolate bars."
Secret: Silver Axe rarely leaves himself open between specials, but you can get him one of two ways: when he unleashes one of his hooks, dodge into it and pound him on that side of his body to stun him; the other option is to rattle his helmet enough times with a few volleys to give him a headache, leaving his stomach wide open.
Name:
Highland HaggisGender: Male
Voice: English, Scotch accent
Birthplace: Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
Appearance: red hair and beard, beret, plaid kilt... the basics
TD Appearance: color change and a loss of the beret in exchange for a muscle shirt; carries a shillelagh
Moves: swaggers often, throwing punches from opposite sides of where he's standing (i.e. left when he's swaggering to right, etc.), loves to headbutt Mac
"Lemme 'at ya!" -- 1-2 punch
"Got yer' geggy!" -- straight jab from the side
"Shottie!" -- fade into an opposite side punch
"Right in the napper!" -- opposite hook followed with uppercut
TD Moves: will swing his club to stun Mac from the side and finishes combos with this attack; loves to play the bagpipe as a taunt, but it's "bait" so don't fall for it and just let it go
"Take meh shillelagh!" -- club swing
Introduction: Scene of Scottish glen; Haggis is seen stumbling down the street late at night looking for an inn; Haggis is playing bagpipe at the wee hours of the morning; Haggis gets socked in the jaw by a disgruntled innkeeper's wife
Entrance: "Ooo, I'm faird of you, Little Mac. Isnae a good time for a jessie like you to be takin' on the man, Highland Haggis, doncha think?"
Taunts: "They should call him 'hackit' Mac, aye?"
Knockdown Taunt: "Aye, don't be so toaty, Mac. Stand up fer yerself!" "Ah'm pure scunnurt. This is skoosh!"
Between Rounds: "Am'no ready to beat up such a wee lass. Mummy raised me better 'en that!" "Ugh, off, Mac, ya goon, ya made me face gowpin!" "Now tell me this, Little Mac, ya got any fam'ly in Edinburgh?"
Doc Louis Quotes: "Now that man's dress is just unsightly. Really, the nerve of some of these boxers. Put some pants on, Haggis!"
Secret: He guards his face often, so the stomach's the way to go. He's pretty basic in normal play and requires nothing more than good timed dodges and, when the opposite punches start coming, smart counterpunches from the other side. In TD, the bagpipe is meant to bait you into a lethal blow; just be smart and let him play his stupid song.
Name:
Jade FoxxGender: Female
Voice: English, American Mid-Atlantic accent (normal, in other words)
Birthplace: Seattle, WA, USA
Appearance: athletic girl wearing shorts and tanktop, fro, bandana, boots
TD Appearance: clothing changes to more "street" wear, fro replaced with more traditional ponytail
Moves: very traditional boxer, defensive, likes to bait into a powerful rapid jabbing attack by flirting
"Hey!" -- whirling punch from the left
"Don't try me!" -- whirlwind punch from the right
"Smooch!" -- blows a kiss, follows with a lightning fast volley if struck
"Sweet!" -- uppercut
TD Moves: adds a double uppercut to her moveset and dodges a lot more
Introduction: Jade is working as a DJ at a radio station; Jade sees a flyer for "WVBA" on a telephone pole; Jade tries to enlist but recruiter indicates only looking for men; Jade walks past recruiter into gym, steamed, with recruiter lying on the floor in pain
Entrance: "I used to do journalism, but this seemed a lot more fun. Breaking that glass ceiling has got me a little excited!"
Taunts: "Hey, look at me!" "This is for the girls!"
Knockdown Taunt: "Oh wow, did I really hurt you?" "Gee, that hook really had you there!"
Between Rounds: "They say guys shouldn't hit girls, but this is such a rush playing with the big boys! C'mon!"; "When I get home, I'm going to blog about my experience. How many comments do you think I'll have? Do you think any of them are actually watching?"; "Y'know, after the fight, I wouldn't mind letting you take me out for a nice cup of coffee. We could maybe see the Space Needle!"
Doc Louis Quotes: "Mac, I don't care what your mama told you: you have to beat her to move on. It pains me to say this, but, well, Mac, ya gotta hit the girl." "My daughter idolizes Jade. She's a big fan of her website. Never seen it? Mac... do you even have a Spacebook?"
Secret: She gets distracted easily by your punches. Once you land a good blow, she will break her own defenses and leave herself wide open for a repeat. In the TD, Jade fights more intelligently and uses defense a bit more. She will only attack when attacked, and will only get hit if she's attacking already.
Name:
Masked MuscleGender: Male
Birthplace: Mexico City, Mexico
Voice: Spanish, Mexico City/Mexican dialect
Appearance: luchador, through and through
TD Appearance: colors and patterns of his pants and mask change
Moves: he is surprisingly quick and not easily open; he has an attack where he headbutts you in the face if you're punching him in the stomach too much. He also will cheat and spit in your eyes to stun you if you give him the chance
"Arriba!" -- charged punch
"Can't see my feet now, eh?" -- quick dance back and forth followed by a punch
TD Moves: Starts using hugging attacks to hold you in place, also a much more frequent dancer
Introduction: Masked Muscle is seen throwing another wrestler out of a ring; wearing a cape, he is walking through paparazzi and signing autographs; Muscle is eating a large meal in front of fans; Muscle is playing with children at an orphanage
Entrance: "I suggest you give up now, senor! I am the number one luchador in my land!"
Taunts: "Of course, I am great!"
Knockdown Taunt: "Are you nursing your bruises, amigo?" "Don't disappoint me. The children, they love me!"
Between Rounds: "When I get home, the only thing I could want is to win another prize for the children!"; "Amigo, have you ever considered taking up wrestling?"
Doc Louis Quotes: "He talks tough, but he's a big softie. Find that weak heart of his and play it like a fiddle, Mac!"
Secret: When he spits he is wiiiide open. Dodge and go for the gold.
Name:
The AmazonGender: Male
Birthplace: Brasilia, Brazil
Voice: Portuguese, Brazilian
Appearance: muscular green skinned "fishman" with a piranha head
TD Appearance: has new metal teeth and spines on his stomach
Moves: a cheater, so all of his moves are mostly illegal. He will bite Little Mac's fists, shoulders, or head to deal damage; The Amazon can also headbutt Mac or bash him with his shoulders
TD Moves: The Amazon actually taunts more in this form, because his stomach has become invulnerable and his smile tougher to crack, but overall he's much faster
Introduction: The Amazon is swimming in the Amazon river, peacefully; a team of scientists and fisherman pull him on board a research vessel inside a net; The Amazon is on exhibit at an aquarium; The Amazon busts free and is seen pinning a random tourist to the floor as he cries for help
Entrance: *growls and gnashes teeth* "Idiot, idiot, idiot! I will tear your flesh!"
Taunts: *laughs and growls*
Knockdown Taunt: *laughs* "The human is weak!"; *growls and gnashes teeth* "I'm hungry!"
Between Rounds: *hisses and chomps*; "I will drag you to my river and tear you apart!"; "My teeth are so sharp, and you are so tasty!"
Doc Louis Quotes: "They're really dragging in the freaks this time, Mac. Watch out for those jaws! When he comes at you, dodge 'em and punch those teeth right out!"; "If I were a betting man, I would say that fish would be much happier if he could wrestle you barehanded. Be careful!"; "What stream did they drag this guy up from? ...thinking about it, I'm kinda getting hungry. Mac, do you like fishsticks?"
Secret: The Amazon is completely vulnerable if you can dodge his biting attacks. He leaves both his stomach and his face wide open. Give him a hook to the mouth when he chomps down to start punching out his teeth, stunning him and making his mouth VERY vulnerable. Without a powerful jaw, he's got nothing on you. In TD, he adds spines to his belly and some metal jaws, meaning that his teeth don't break and you can't hit him with body blows. This time, go for his head anyway and eventually you'll knock him senseless (and those dentures right out).
Name:
King DededeGender: Male
Birthplace:
Voice: Grunts and squawks, similar to Brawl
Appearance: it's... King Dedede
TD Appearance: NONE (appears only in Last Stand Mode)
Moves: Dedede likes to keep his ground and throw hard hooks. He guards all head blows and body blows don't hurt much. He will pull back and wind up a heavy jab, as well as "inflate" and puff the gust of air back at you to stun. He can jump to dodge your blows as well, sometimes falling gently and sometimes crashing down and stunning you
TD Moves: NOT IN TD
Introduction: NONE
Entrance: A hammer falls from the sky and lands in the ring corner. Following, a throne plummets down being supported by four Waddle Dees. When it collides with the ground, the Waddle Dees are all crushed. Dedede is on top; he rubs his belly, gloats, and stands up to fight.
Taunts: *puffs chest like a bird and calls out* ; *slaps belly and laughs*; *spins hammer*
Knockdown Taunt: *dances up and down like the Waddle Dee Army in Brawl, music included*
Between Rounds: *falls asleep Dreamland style*; *lying back and leaning against ropes, panting, as Waddle Dees mop his sweat and rub his feet*; "... ... .. do you know Kirby?" *vocalized as grunts*
Doc Louis Quotes: "This big penguin's gotta get what he deserves. When he flares out his chest, that's when you strike. Send this bird back down south!"; "Uh-oh, I don't think hammer likes you, Mac. That thing is heavy. When he's done swinging, he may get tired. Take advantage of this time."; "You can do this, Mac! He may call himself a King, but this frigid foul needs a good nap. Send him to dream land!"
Secret: Dedede is easy the first two downs. Fight him like you would King Hippo, using his "puff chest" taunt as an easy Star and stun. When he charges or comes at you with a hook, sock him in the beak to make him dance in pain and go for the belly. When he's only got one down left, Dedede pauses to grab his hammer and then really comes down hard. Dodge and duck his vicious swings, and then when he's exhausted from a run punch him in the gut to stun him and finish the penguin off. If you can KO Dedede using a Star Punch, you get the classic "screech" ending from Kirby's Dreamland where Dedede flies right out the ring and crashing through the roof of the arena.
**Dedede would be fought on your second "cycle" in Last Stand Mode, after you've defeated DK and then gone through all 13 boxers a second time.
Name:
HitmonchanGender: Male
Birthplace:
Voice: Only his name/grunts, like the anime
Appearance: 'effin' Hitmonchan
TD Appearance: NONE (Last Stand Only)
Moves: relies heavily on jabs and uppercuts, all ridiculously fast. blocks most blows, so you have to wait until he uses one of his special attacks to catch him off guard. (his trainer calls out the names of his attacks for him)
"Comet Punch!" -- 5 rapid blows from alternating sides
"Grrr... Give it to him!" -- one of the three elemental punches (Ice and Fire from right, Thunder from left)
"Blazing speed!" -- Mach Punch, a lightspeed "dance" that is hard to determine what end it comes from
"Finish him!" -- Sky Uppercut, which tends to be used when Mac is close to out
"Focus!" -- Focus Punch, which has a cutscene, and results in a massive blow from the center that WILL down Mac in one strike
"Don't fail!" -- Feint, basically a fade-counter
"Break him!" -- Brick Break, a 1-2-3 punch, sometimes ends in nasty right hook
TD Moves: NONE
Introduction: NONE
Entrance: A kid steps into the ring, probably Red, and wields a Pokeball. He tosses it down and out comes Hitmonchan. Red jumps back over the side of the ring and cheers on his Pokemon.
Taunts: "You're the best, Hitmonchan!" *dances back and forth on its feet*
Knockdown Taunt: "Chaaaaan!" *dances back and forth with a thumb toward itself* (Trainer) "YES! Keep going!"
Between Rounds: "Chan Chan Hit!" "I train really hard every day with MY Hitmochan! Ever since we left the Dojo!"; "Monchan!" "Have you ever come across a wild Hitmonchan? They're nothing compared to mine!"; "Mon Chaaan!" "Ha ha ha, Hitmonchan can really take a beating. We trained hard for this battle!"
Doc Louis Quotes: "Punch, punch, PUNCH! That's all this thing can do! And won't he ever stop saying his name? Teach this brat and his pet a lesson, and stick a sock in this thing's mouth for me!"; "Mac, baby, when the kid calls out the moves, this thing will ALWAYS follow. It's loyal like a dog! If you can learn what moves the kid's calling, you can dodge whatever comes your way and punch, punch, punch!"; "Watching these fists flying so fast makes kinda dizzy. All he ever does is punch! Think this guy has a brother who can only kick?"
Secret: Hitmonchan is really vulnerable at two points in its movements: 1) after throwing or recovering from a special attack, it leaves its body and face wide open; and 2) when the trainer calls an attack, there's a very brief second where Hitmonchan turns its head to listen. If you can time your punches and catch this little "nod," you can REALLY get Hitmonchan off guard (and score a free Star!)