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Post by TV Eye on Apr 23, 2008 15:49:17 GMT -5
A'ight, here we go! This story takes place directly after Majora's Mask so...yeah.
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After successfully saving Termina, Link traveled on Epona back to Hyrule. He rode calmly and slowly through the Lost Woods. After awhile he saw two glowing dots in the distance. As he got closer, two smaller dots appeared, and Link realized they were eyes.
Tatl and Tael glowed valiantly next to the Skull Kid's bright, and beaming (and maskless) face.
"...Link," said the Skull Kid quietly. "We need your help."
Link was understandingly furious. He had just saved the world twice, can't he have a break?
"Grrahhh!!" Link yelled.
"NO WAIT!" exclaimed the Skull Kid quickly. "It's not what you think!"
Link calmed down after realizing that he drew his sword.
"Link, do you know a fairy named...Navi?" asked Tatl.
Link jumped up in excitement, as his whole reason for leaving Hyrule was to find her!
Link nodded quickly in agreement
"Well..." started Tael. "We found this fairy in a cage. She said her name was Navi and that she was captured as part of this insane experiment...she said that only Link would be able to help her..."
Link stared back questioningly...
The Skull Kid noticed Link's confusion and remarked "The captor was described as being a middle-aged, heavyset man in green spandex."
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Post by Smashchu on Apr 23, 2008 15:56:07 GMT -5
Great, after Diagia and Rayquaza, we now lost 491 different stories/plot devices down the drain.  Sorry to complain. I'm for DiU's line of thinking. It's interesting to mix up worlds every now and then, but it becomes one of those bad KH fanfics after a while. Plus, it's been pokemon fuck up shit twice. I'm probably just complain for the sake of it, but I'm just for keeping some sanity in terms of setting. |
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Post by Nester the Lark on Apr 23, 2008 17:46:31 GMT -5
^ I agree. I was hoping to keep the franchises separate this time (especially since I mentioned I didn't want to write about Pokemon). But at least I made the effort. Perhaps I should stick to writing solo fan fics (if anyone would bother to read them.  ). |
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Post by Smashchu on Apr 23, 2008 19:38:05 GMT -5
Perhaps I should stick to writing solo fan fics (if anyone would bother to read them. ). Go for it. There has to be someone who will read your dribble stories. I'll go for another round. |
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Post by Da Robot on Apr 24, 2008 0:56:42 GMT -5
Good work TV Eye, It's going to be pretty tricky to write the next part, I have not played MM before. Link jumped up in excitement, as his whole reason for leaving Hyrule was to find her! Did you spell that sentence right? I'm a little confused . . .  Great, after Diagia and Rayquaza, we now lost 491 different stories/plot devices down the drain. Sorry to complain. I'm for DiU's line of thinking. It's interesting to mix up worlds every now and then, but it becomes one of those bad KH fanfics after a while. Plus, it's been pokemon wizzle up hobo twice. I'm probably just complain for the sake of it, but I'm just for keeping some sanity in terms of setting. I'm not complaing, that was a joke/sarcasm, it had the "tongue" smiley. <- Correct me, if I'm wrong but this is sarcasm (the smiley) isn't it? |
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Post by TV Eye on Apr 24, 2008 6:34:00 GMT -5
Good work TV Eye, It's going to be pretty tricky to write the next part, I have not played MM before. Well, you don't really need to. All you need to know is that Tingle captured Navi to perform an "experiment". ...yeah, it's right. Why? Link left Hyrule to search for Navi. That's how Majora's Mask started, but then the Skull Kid transported him to Termina. |
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Post by Old Man Rupee on Apr 24, 2008 9:57:54 GMT -5
Hooray for Tingle related stories! That beginning was nicely...begun. Er...yes.  |
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Post by Smashchu on Apr 25, 2008 11:36:28 GMT -5
That was awesome.
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Post by TV Eye on Apr 25, 2008 12:38:16 GMT -5
Hehe, glad you like it. I actually like the idea of sticking to one franchise per story, gives you more balance... |
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Post by Da Robot on May 15, 2008 4:20:40 GMT -5
I know it's late but here's my part of the story.
Link felt a chill run down his spine, he knew who it was. It was none other than Tingle.
The Skull Kid blabbed on for a bit before finally giving Link directions to Navi’s captor.
Link and Epona then hurried off to their destination knowing that the world was once again in danger. Their long journey had began.
600 seconds later (aka 10 minutes, what, can’t journing to save the world be quick for once?)
Their long journey ended as Link and Epona in tow as they reached “Tingle’s Super Duper Secret Fort” ™. (As read on the sign in front of it, just in front of the not yet completed “Tingle’s Super Duper Secret Fort Giftshop” ™).
Ka-loom-pa! Shouted Tingle as he poked his head above the wall of his Super Duper Secret Fort. “It’s my arch nemesis Link and to a lesser extent his horse Epona have arrived.”
Link (and Epona) stared dumbfounded back at Tingle.
“Now before I kill you, this must be the part, where I tell the hero my master plan of EVIL! Ka-loom-pa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ka-loom-pa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
“You see Link, the reason I kidnapped Navi was to ingrate her annoying personality and my annoyance into one annoying lifeform so powerful we end up being the most evil being in this universe.”
Link had just gotten of Epona’s back when he (and Epona again) stared even more dumbfounded back at Tingle. Epona even let out a “Neighhhh-aaaah?” in disbelief.
All the low oxygen Tingle had experienced from flying had finally affected his brain for the worse.
Tingle then pulled out a bazooka and aimed at Link, “prepare to die his Fairy is now in my possession Boy!”
He fired and a single bomb with slowy lit fuse rolled out and landed on the ground, rolling and stopping just in front of Link and Epona. The bomb’s fuse slowy hissed as Link picked it up and threw back at the front wall “Tingle’s Super Duper Secret Fort” ™. The bomb exploded and the wall shattered making Tingle go flying threw the air before hitting the ground hard.
“Ka-loom-pa! Darn those bomb’s, that wasn’t supposed to happen” said Tingle as Link and Epona stormed towards him.
To be continued . . .
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Post by Old Man Rupee on May 15, 2008 5:46:41 GMT -5
Awesome! I hoped you would get round to doing your part! I look forward to finishing this off soon, I've got some ideas so just give me a day or two.
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Post by TV Eye on May 15, 2008 6:47:06 GMT -5
I'd forgotten about this whole thing.
Nice way to continue the story BTW.
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Post by Old Man Rupee on May 15, 2008 14:49:48 GMT -5
Approaching the green fiend, Link was suddenly shocked to see Tingle spring up, apparently suffering no damage! Cautiously, Link advanced...
"That's close enough, small green child!" sang out Tingle, and started to spin on the spot, all the while chanting "Tingle-Tingle-Kooloh-Limpa! Tingle-Tingle-Kooloh-Limpa!"
Suddenly, a cloud of sparkly gas began to fill the air! Link tried to avoid breathing in the glittery fumes, but he could already feel the effects - his reactions got slower, his eyes began to droop, he was falling asleep! The last thing he heard was "these are Tingle's words! Don't....steal........them......!"
Groggily, Link awoke in a horrible place. Fake flowers everywhere, very innapropriate golden statues, bright gawdy colours...he was in Tingle's lair! And worse, he couldn't get up - he was strapped to a table!
"...Hey! Link! Is that you?!"
Straining himself, the young hero turned his head and focused on a small cage hanging from the ceiling...Navi! It didn't look good, she was harnessed up to some sort of evil machine, no doubt to give Tingle the power he'd always dreamed of!
"Tee hee! Awake at last! You will be witness to my ultimate rose-coloured triumph!!!"
Link turned his head painfully in the other direction, and saw Tingle himself strapped into the machine, only in his UNDERPANTS! Link felt queasy.
"Time to flip the Funtime Switch!" he laughed manically.
"STOP! CEASE THIS TRAVESTY OF SCIENCE!" Suddenly a melodious voice filled the room. No, Link thought, it was more like three voices, speaking almost in unison.
"TINGLE! WE COULD ALLOW YOUR EXISTENCE BEFORE, BUT THIS ABOMINATION GOES TOO FAR! FAR ENOUGH TO ANGER THE GODS THEMSELVES!"
So! It was the three goddesses, handing out judgement that was way overdue in Link's opinion.
"HERO OF TIME, WE GRANT TO YOU THE STRENGTH TO STOP THIS FIEND. WE'LL EVEN LET YOU OFF THE FETCH-QUEST, BECAUSE WE'RE IN A HURRY."
Link felt a rush of power coursing through his body, and he quickly used it to snap his tight ropes.
"Now lad, er, please don't do anything hasty..." stammered Tingle. He struggled towards the door, but his machine straps kept him in place. Link reached for his sword, discarded on the floor by Tingle whilst imprisoning him, and sliced through the bars of Navi's cage like hot butter.
"Thanks Link! Now lets blow this thing and go home!"
Link nodded in agreement, and struck a piercing blow to the monstrous machine. As it began to shudder and steam, Link and Navi ran for the exit, leaving a tangled Tingle to his fate.
BOOM! The explosion was immense, but handily didn't destroy any of the surrounding forest, so all the squirrels and bunnies were safe. Link looked back at the charred ruins, only to be surprised to see a blackened middle-aged man stumble out!
"YES, WE LET HIM SURVIVE" spake the heavenly voices, WE COULDN'T LET HIM DIE, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING...APPEALING ABOUT HIM!"
"I w-won't be any m-more trouble" stuttered Tingle, swaying from side to side, "I've learned my lesson, it's back to the floaty balloon for me!"
But Link was already riding off into the sunset, perhaps a bit too speedily than necessary!
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Post by Da Robot on May 15, 2008 18:34:47 GMT -5
Perfect conclusion to the story, OMR. I like the fact the goddess made him skip the fetch and that the exposion did not harm any animals in the surrounding forest. "Thanks Link! Now lets blow this thing and go home!" There are a lot of good quotes in your story but I think this one has to be my favourite, great Star Wars reference, I would love to hear Navi say that. |
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Post by Da Robot on May 24, 2008 7:16:37 GMT -5
So is there going to be anymore of these short stories OMR?
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Hope you have fun with the games until you don't have to avoid the spoilers.