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Post by mrmolecule on Jun 14, 2007 22:09:32 GMT -5
An interesting idea struck me recently: make a one-sentence description for everyone in the gaming industry!
Shigeru Miyamoto: An aging genius. Reggie Fils-Aime: Looks like Tony Shaloub. Jack Thompson: Overreacting makes you look bad. EA: The Hitler of the gaming world. Take Two: The Stalin of the gaming world. Jack Tretton: Bag of hot air. Analysts: Get paid for making lofty predictions.
Anyone else?
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Post by thores on Jun 15, 2007 4:22:15 GMT -5
Reggie Fils-Aime: Has very big hands.
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Post by wanderingshadow on Jun 15, 2007 7:02:43 GMT -5
Reggie Fils-Aime: Kicking ass and taking names.
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Post by Spud on Jun 15, 2007 10:38:20 GMT -5
Hiroshi Yamauchi: Really Really Old. Shigeru Miyamoto's Wife: Apperintly likes making Miis. Bill Gates: Why he allowd a 1-ton console is up for grabs.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2007 14:44:31 GMT -5
Dudes, why all the Rockstar/Take Two hate? D: Clearly none of you have played GTA: San Andreas. You'd change your tune right-quick. I need to play more Rockstar games, but San Andreas (despite its age) gave me a lot of hope for the company.
And it's seriously too easy to call anything "The Hitler of..." because nobody really gets what Hitler did. They just think if somebody is strict or jackassish, they're automatically "OMFG HITLAR!!11" C'mon. Be creative, kids! :D
Anyway...
SmileBit: Cel-Shading Pioneers. SEGA: The Don Vito Margera of video games. EGM: Fountain of misinformation. Sonic Team: "Who...why...wha...how...huh?!" "Well, that just leaves 'where' and 'when,' doesn't it?"
If nobody gets the SEGA one, Don Vito Margera is a bloated, incompetent, stupid man. I think the metaphor is poetic.
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Post by Spud on Jun 15, 2007 15:45:26 GMT -5
And it's seriously too easy to call anything "The Hitler of..." because nobody really gets what Hitler did. They just think if somebody is strict or jackassish, they're automatically "OMFG HITLAR!!11" C'mon. Be creative, kids! Yes, you are right. It's just to easy to fall for arguments that leave a bad taste in your mouth. I'd quote Orwell again on "Politics and the english language" but you pretty much said what he said in less words . I have erased my rockstar comment. For Now *Mwuhaha*
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Post by mrmolecule on Jun 15, 2007 16:45:12 GMT -5
EA wants to rule the world. And Jack Tretton is still a bag of hot air.
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Post by Smashchu on Jun 15, 2007 16:50:31 GMT -5
Jack Tompson: 0H NO3Z. GAME IS TWO V107E|\|T. i S4Y 411 G4|\/|3Z 4R3 TEH B4|)!!!!11111
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Post by Spud on Jun 16, 2007 17:20:41 GMT -5
George Harrison: Vice president of Nintedo Of America or late Bass Guitar player for The Beatles? HeHe this is fun. ;D
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Post by Da Robot on Jun 16, 2007 20:23:22 GMT -5
Shigeru Miyamoto: Is not Link, but does know him.
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Post by Nester the Lark on Jun 16, 2007 21:58:44 GMT -5
George Harrison: Vice president of Nintedo Of America or late Bass Guitar player for The Beatles? I believe he's producing a new music game called "While My Guitar Gently Wiis". Gah-ha-ha-ha!
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Post by Fryguy64 on Jun 17, 2007 4:26:58 GMT -5
I believe he's producing a new music game called "While My Guitar Gently Wiis". Gah-ha-ha-ha! GROAN! ...that joke was awful!!
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Post by nocturnal YL on Jun 17, 2007 6:55:51 GMT -5
Hmm....
Masahiro Sakurai: Hideo Kojima lover Hideo Kojima: Cardboard box lover Satoru Iwata: Creative leading console inventor Shouzou Kaga: Betraying legend Hiroshi Yamauchi: Nintendo murderer (he was almost successful, until he finally did the right move to make Iwata his heir Nicole Mills: (screaming) Roy Ozaki: Broken English writer (and yet, he's the only person to know English well enough to communicate with westerners in Mitchell)
And... Fryguy64: Fry, guy, FRY!
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Post by Spud on Jun 17, 2007 7:42:45 GMT -5
I believe he's producing a new music game called "While My Guitar Gently Wiis". Gah-ha-ha-ha! GROAN! ...that joke was awful!! I think it's rather clever ;D.
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Post by wanderingshadow on Jun 17, 2007 14:50:01 GMT -5
Gunpei Yokoi: The good die young
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