Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2008 21:11:49 GMT -5
Hello friend. I'm average TEi, here to present you with an important message.
Is your Brawl CD library flaccid and limp? Does it fail to match the sheer magnitude of your friends'? Or are you just one or two songs short, always close but never quite reaching the full amount - falling short, and failing to impress those around you? Fear not, friend, for I have the perfect solution for you. Please allow me to introduce a fantastic new method for pumping up your CD library!
Ladies and gentlemen, the product I am about to show you is top-secret, government-funded, and yet, completely safe* and free of charge. Allow me to show you the fantastic, amazing mechanical wonder that is The CD Factory! Utilizing this magnificent, custom-fitted level, set to your specifications, you will be able to beef up your CD library with almost no effort. As the above video demonstrates, four levels of conveyor belts leading in the proper directions and clever placement of impassable blocks feeds all items down into the center of the pit-like well in which you shall be stationed. Setting your items capacity to High with all items off except for the Sandbag, take a Brawler of your choice and go to town in this magnificent effort to outdo those other saps who think they're so much better than you just because they have Bramble Blast and you don't.
The keys are to pick characters with strong A-button attacks - bruisers like Bowser and King Dedede work fine, but a lighter character that hits hard like Pikachu works as well. Be sure your opponent is tiny - easier to ridicule them and see if any items pop out near them, so Olimar, Diddy or anyone like that is recommended. Be sure the conveyor belts are feeding the correct way when constructing the level (see diagram below) and go to town for as long as you feel necessary; soon enough, the match will end and you will be a larger, throbbing, much more confident you.
The set-up should lay out like this:
And, in the event that your CD collection is already complete and the mightiest in the land, you can always use the CD Factory to beef up your always-lackluster sticker collection, as well! Good luck, my friend, and use this wisely!
*Not to be tested with feet or genitals.
Is your Brawl CD library flaccid and limp? Does it fail to match the sheer magnitude of your friends'? Or are you just one or two songs short, always close but never quite reaching the full amount - falling short, and failing to impress those around you? Fear not, friend, for I have the perfect solution for you. Please allow me to introduce a fantastic new method for pumping up your CD library!
Ladies and gentlemen, the product I am about to show you is top-secret, government-funded, and yet, completely safe* and free of charge. Allow me to show you the fantastic, amazing mechanical wonder that is The CD Factory! Utilizing this magnificent, custom-fitted level, set to your specifications, you will be able to beef up your CD library with almost no effort. As the above video demonstrates, four levels of conveyor belts leading in the proper directions and clever placement of impassable blocks feeds all items down into the center of the pit-like well in which you shall be stationed. Setting your items capacity to High with all items off except for the Sandbag, take a Brawler of your choice and go to town in this magnificent effort to outdo those other saps who think they're so much better than you just because they have Bramble Blast and you don't.
The keys are to pick characters with strong A-button attacks - bruisers like Bowser and King Dedede work fine, but a lighter character that hits hard like Pikachu works as well. Be sure your opponent is tiny - easier to ridicule them and see if any items pop out near them, so Olimar, Diddy or anyone like that is recommended. Be sure the conveyor belts are feeding the correct way when constructing the level (see diagram below) and go to town for as long as you feel necessary; soon enough, the match will end and you will be a larger, throbbing, much more confident you.
The set-up should lay out like this:
And, in the event that your CD collection is already complete and the mightiest in the land, you can always use the CD Factory to beef up your always-lackluster sticker collection, as well! Good luck, my friend, and use this wisely!
*Not to be tested with feet or genitals.
