Nintendo Poems

[TV Eye]

I was bored, so I wrote up some Nintendo poems. Tell me what you think.

Mario

Fighting Goomba's, Koopa's, and Bowser one expects to find,
An end to all the senseless violence, and a princess, smart and kind.
Her kiss like a cake worth 120 stars, and a voice like an angel's harp,
A plumber takes part in a daring quest, stomping shells though some are...quite sharp.
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The final battle takes place now, on a bridge suspended by rope,
An axe, visible in the distance, provides Mario with a glimmer of hope.
Dodging flames, the plumber leaps. Bowser descends after the hassle,
A lone Toad waits, dispensing his wisdom, "Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle."
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

Ocarina of Time

Years go by, a boy abandoned, fending for himself,
Finds refuge in a forest, full of talking trees and elves.
A spell was placed to protect the elves provided by a Tree,
Never will they grow, forever living as Kokiri.
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Each Kokiri has a fairy, they form quite the double team,
Except for Link who without protection is haunted in his dreams.
Every night, he jerks awake, the Deku Tree takes heed,
Tells a fairy named Navi to help Link to proceed.
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The fairy and the boy take off through the roads of Hyrule field,
While facing many dangers, they find a sword that Link must wield.
The Master Sword makes Link grow up, though the future's dark and bleak,
He knows that he can save it thanks to a mystery man named Shiek.
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At last he made it, the Hylian boy, has adventured far and wide,
He defeats Ganon, saves Zelda, and hopes to join her side.
She says he can't, he went through time so he has to make things right,
A song is played, and Link is made, a kid again that night.
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At the castle, he will wait, for Ganondorf's appearance,
He knows that he will be rewarded for his perseverance.
The Gerudo King does appear and Link asks him a question,
"Hey bro, can I join you? In this body's a lot of pent up aggression."

[Nester the Lark]

I'm not an expert, but I thought those were pretty good.

I've tried writing some video game haiku's, but they're usually not too good.

[TV Eye]

Thanks Nester, here's a Pokemon one...

Pokemon
"Greetings, son! The world awaits, so where should we begin?
I guess we'll start from the ground up, what was your name again?
Oh yes, of course! Red it is! One thing left I must inquire,
Which Pokemon will be right for you? Grass, water, or fire?"
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So Red picked Charmander, the fire lizard, with a burning embered tail,
Then from the shadows came his rival Blue, hoping with Squirtle, he'd prevail.
A battle engaged, this duo clashed with growls, tackles, and scratches,
Of course Red won, he knew for sure, he'd be victorious in all of his matches!
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From Brock's Onix and Misty's Starmie, the leaders never stood a chance,
Red knew oneday, he'd someday face, the dragon leader Lance.
More Pokemon were caught, and some evolved, while others stayed the same,
The Elite Four were near, Red said, "Stand clear! I'm ready for you, Hall of Fame!"
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At last he was here! Eight badges in hand, Red trained for this moment for ages,
He made it to Lance, so soon he'd advance, and be written in history's pages!
The champion stood, face turned away but Red heard his familiar voice,
"Yo loser, you're here! Ready to lose? Let's see how you handle Blastoise!"
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Hydro was pumped, and fire was blasted, spectators looked on in awe,
As Charizard let out a fiery rage, burning right through Blastoise's withdraw.
Oak then appeared, as soon as he heard, that Blue had beaten the four,
But was relieved to see, a lesson was learned, and Blue was an asshole no more!

[8bitretroshit]

Hee, these are fun