Post by Boo Destroyer on Mar 16, 2018 17:00:31 GMT -5
Just an idea I got totally yanked from another forum. I'm taking a series (anything, really) and seeing which of us parallel with characters from said series.
I've got Dragon Ball for this, so let's kick this off!

Wildcat = Goku
The hero of NinDB, Wildcat is more than happy to challenge anyone he can to become the strongest. The nicest guy around, so much that he even has this innate ability to make lifelong friends out of some of his enemies. However, this excessive kindness may end up being his ultimate downfall...

TV Eye = Vegeta
The polar opposite of Wildcat, TV Eye doesn't fuck around and knows how to get the job done. He and Wildcat have had their differences multiple times, but Wildcat's flaws are TV Eye's strengths, and vice versa, so they still work together all the time in light of this.
Little known fact: he is also the most hardcore gamer you'll ever meet.


Gamehiker = Krillin
Wildcat's childhood friend. He has become increasingly more useless and irrelevant as time has passed, but he's not entirely forgotten! Or is he?


Kirbychu = Gohan
Typically a docile and nonviolent character who spends most of his time with studies. But when Kirbychu gets mad, he gets mad. And who knows what amazing potential could come out of such genuine, unrehearsed rage. Upon reaching adulthood though, he has since given up fighting to pursue more scholarly endeavors.

8bitretroshit = Master Roshi
Wildcat and Gamehiker's master, who trained them both hard in their youth. However, if you can find the ticket needed to have him train you...

Manspeed = Oolong
Tends to be really rough around the edges, but still manages to keep his cool.

Koopaul = Puar
A longtime friend of Manspeed, who went to the same shapeshifting school that he did. But he has since then spent most of his time hanging around with...

Sqrt2 = Yamcha
Normally seen as one of the butt monkeys around, Sqrt2 can still hold himself up as one of the most well known warriors of NinDB. To what extent though...

Shadrio = Tien Shinhan
Once the pupil of a corrupt master, Shadrio has since then decided to take up a less vengeful life of his own. The most serious, chill, and laid back guy you'll ever meet. He's also a decent fighter and won't back down from any challenge!

Shrikeswind = Chiaotzu
Lifelong companion of Shadrio, Shrikes is a diligent fighter who was also freed from his former master's corruption. Too bad both of them seem to be more forgotten over time.
In fact, just look at these guys go:

Flip = Yajirobe
Another ally of Wildcat, but after a while has also begun slowly slipping into irrelevance over time.

Smashchu = Korin
Keeper of Smashchu Tower, where one can find a sacred water to become strong. Buuuuut, it's just regular tap water. The trick was in climbing up the tower and taking on his trials for it.
But that doesn't matter anymore because he just hangs around here with Flip to supply senzu beans for Wildcat and anyone else who needs them.

Spud = Mercenary Tao
Brother of Shadrio and Shrikes' former master, Spud is an assassin for hire who won't stop at anything to have his target eliminated. Watch out, Wildcat!

Saim = Frieza
A cold-blooded ruler of most of NinDB's galaxies, Saim is feared everywhere and has murdered and enslaved countless innocents. Wildcat finally stood up to him, but then he came back for revenge later, only to be slain by...

Arcadenik = Future Trunks
A battle-torn warrior who came from the future to warn us of impending doom! But did anyone listen? (But hey, at least he got one thing right!)

Parrothead = Kami
Former guardian of NinDB, who has watched over the forum for as long as any of us can remember and knows all there is to know about both NinDB and Nintendo. However, he doesn't have much longer and is overdue for a successor.

Yours truly = Piccolo
A former rival of Wildcat and once part of the same being as Parrothead, I have since then become a friend to Wildcat and the rest of his allies. I also trained Kirbychu at a young age, as grueling and intense as it was, to help him tap into his power.
But here I was facing off against Parrothead in the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament:

YL = Nail
Sworn protector of the grand elder of his people, he started to make his move when Saim came in and killed all his brethren. YL was left for dead after an intense battle with Saim himself, until I came along and he fused with me.

Johans = Dende
Sometime after Saim killed his parents, Johans then later took up Parrothead's position as guardian of NinDB after I absorbed him.

Da Robot = Dr. Brief
A genius scientist who understands the workings of Nintendo games. Too bad his cat hasn't learned when to shut the fuck up.

BeamClaws and wanderingshadow = Trunks and Goten
As reckless as reckless gets, these two really strive to go toe to toe with anyone who dares threaten NinDB. They still manage to get the job done, despite their shenanigans!
(WanderingClaws? beamshadow?)

KnowYourMeme forum = Cell
A vicious monster created in the lab of an unhinged scientist and made from the collective genes of several NinDB users (i.e. Wildcat, TV Eye, Saim, and myself), KYM has absorbed the consciousnesses of thousands upon thousands of once-innocent forum-goers, with at least a few known NinDB users being among the victims. (It has our DNA, it knows our fighting style, it can use our powers...is all hope lost?)

Old Man Rupee = Mr. Popo
Attendant of the guardian of NinDB, OMR is also there to keep watch over the forum if needed. Some say he's really scary, but those are probably just rumors.

Prince of Light = King Kai
Something of a real cloud cuckoolander, but still is quite knowledgeable about a lot of things. Prince of Light has taught Wildcat some of his more famous techniques, like the Tsukushi-ken, which he will still use if necessary.

Savage Adam = Babidi
A twisted sorcerer who unleashed an unspeakable evil on the forum! (...That didn't turn out to be all that bad)

Mr. Molecule = Mr. Satan
This poor soul really thinks he has what it takes to bring down any threats to NinDB, but somehow he still manages to be the unsung hero of some of Wildcat's adventures. He even managed to successfully tame said evil that Savage Adam unleashed!
“N-Nope...Just a stomachache! That's all!”

The Qu = Supreme Kai
A higher being responsible for upholding the order of NinDB, The Qu has helped Wildcat and Kirbychu in combating NinDB's greatest threat yet.

Swedol = Elder Kai
Once accidentally released by a certain NinDB warrior, Swedol is one of the higher deities of the forum and sticks with The Qu most of the time.

The NinDB Privilege Triumvirate = The Pilaf Gang
From left to right: TEi, DiU, and Flamedude
Their goal is to gather all seven Dragon Balls so they can wish for NinDB to become whatever they desire. (But it still hasn't worked yet!)
And speaking of Dragon Balls...

Nintendo = Shenron
I don't recall making any wishes to them directly, but some of the games/ideas I hoped for did come true at some point!

Grandy02 and Starfoxroy = Whis and Beerus
Grandy02, the wise attendant of NinDB's God of Destruction, Starfoxroy. They do tend to help out Wildcat and co, but only at the price of food. Starfoxroy has tried to eradicate all of NinDB once, but he's only decided to spare it because of its delectable cuisine. Incidentally, Grandy has later taken both Wildcat and TV Eye under his wing for training.

Kriven = Galactic Patrolman Jaco
Well, you know what they say: Heroes always arrive late!

4chan Leakers = Kanassans
Inhabitants of what is now known as Saim Planet 419, THEY CAN SEE THE FUTUUURRRREEE!
KYM FORUM REACHES ITS PERFECT FOOOOORM
BEAMCLAWS AND WANDERINGSHADOW BECOME A GUUUUUY
WILDCAT AND TVEYE BECOME GOOOOODS
SAIM COMES BACK TO LIFE AND DISCOVERS HIS GOLDEN FOOOORM
GRANDY02 IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAAAP
Though how reliable they are is anyone's guess.

Fryguy64 = Grand Zeno, the Omni King
The highest deity of all of NinDB. He rules over all 12 universes of NinDB. Feared by even Starfoxroy, Destroyer of Worlds, Fry can easily erase any universe, or anyone on NinDB if he wanted to. But at the same time, he would be willing to spare a few. (At least if he finds them strong, intelligent, and entertaining enough by his standards!)
Here's an example of just how majestic he is:
Nester = Okay, this may be a bit spoilery for some of you.
And I think that's about it to the best of my knowledge. Some of them, I just kind of spitballed.
I've got Dragon Ball for this, so let's kick this off!

Wildcat = Goku
The hero of NinDB, Wildcat is more than happy to challenge anyone he can to become the strongest. The nicest guy around, so much that he even has this innate ability to make lifelong friends out of some of his enemies. However, this excessive kindness may end up being his ultimate downfall...

TV Eye = Vegeta
The polar opposite of Wildcat, TV Eye doesn't fuck around and knows how to get the job done. He and Wildcat have had their differences multiple times, but Wildcat's flaws are TV Eye's strengths, and vice versa, so they still work together all the time in light of this.
Little known fact: he is also the most hardcore gamer you'll ever meet.


Gamehiker = Krillin
Wildcat's childhood friend. He has become increasingly more useless and irrelevant as time has passed, but he's not entirely forgotten! Or is he?


Kirbychu = Gohan
Typically a docile and nonviolent character who spends most of his time with studies. But when Kirbychu gets mad, he gets mad. And who knows what amazing potential could come out of such genuine, unrehearsed rage. Upon reaching adulthood though, he has since given up fighting to pursue more scholarly endeavors.

8bitretroshit = Master Roshi
Wildcat and Gamehiker's master, who trained them both hard in their youth. However, if you can find the ticket needed to have him train you...

Manspeed = Oolong
Tends to be really rough around the edges, but still manages to keep his cool.

Koopaul = Puar
A longtime friend of Manspeed, who went to the same shapeshifting school that he did. But he has since then spent most of his time hanging around with...

Sqrt2 = Yamcha
Normally seen as one of the butt monkeys around, Sqrt2 can still hold himself up as one of the most well known warriors of NinDB. To what extent though...

Shadrio = Tien Shinhan
Once the pupil of a corrupt master, Shadrio has since then decided to take up a less vengeful life of his own. The most serious, chill, and laid back guy you'll ever meet. He's also a decent fighter and won't back down from any challenge!

Shrikeswind = Chiaotzu
Lifelong companion of Shadrio, Shrikes is a diligent fighter who was also freed from his former master's corruption. Too bad both of them seem to be more forgotten over time.
In fact, just look at these guys go:

Flip = Yajirobe
Another ally of Wildcat, but after a while has also begun slowly slipping into irrelevance over time.

Smashchu = Korin
Keeper of Smashchu Tower, where one can find a sacred water to become strong. Buuuuut, it's just regular tap water. The trick was in climbing up the tower and taking on his trials for it.
But that doesn't matter anymore because he just hangs around here with Flip to supply senzu beans for Wildcat and anyone else who needs them.

Spud = Mercenary Tao
Brother of Shadrio and Shrikes' former master, Spud is an assassin for hire who won't stop at anything to have his target eliminated. Watch out, Wildcat!

Saim = Frieza
A cold-blooded ruler of most of NinDB's galaxies, Saim is feared everywhere and has murdered and enslaved countless innocents. Wildcat finally stood up to him, but then he came back for revenge later, only to be slain by...

Arcadenik = Future Trunks
A battle-torn warrior who came from the future to warn us of impending doom! But did anyone listen? (But hey, at least he got one thing right!)

Parrothead = Kami
Former guardian of NinDB, who has watched over the forum for as long as any of us can remember and knows all there is to know about both NinDB and Nintendo. However, he doesn't have much longer and is overdue for a successor.

Yours truly = Piccolo
A former rival of Wildcat and once part of the same being as Parrothead, I have since then become a friend to Wildcat and the rest of his allies. I also trained Kirbychu at a young age, as grueling and intense as it was, to help him tap into his power.
But here I was facing off against Parrothead in the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament:

YL = Nail
Sworn protector of the grand elder of his people, he started to make his move when Saim came in and killed all his brethren. YL was left for dead after an intense battle with Saim himself, until I came along and he fused with me.

Johans = Dende
Sometime after Saim killed his parents, Johans then later took up Parrothead's position as guardian of NinDB after I absorbed him.

Da Robot = Dr. Brief
A genius scientist who understands the workings of Nintendo games. Too bad his cat hasn't learned when to shut the fuck up.

BeamClaws and wanderingshadow = Trunks and Goten
As reckless as reckless gets, these two really strive to go toe to toe with anyone who dares threaten NinDB. They still manage to get the job done, despite their shenanigans!
(WanderingClaws? beamshadow?)

KnowYourMeme forum = Cell
A vicious monster created in the lab of an unhinged scientist and made from the collective genes of several NinDB users (i.e. Wildcat, TV Eye, Saim, and myself), KYM has absorbed the consciousnesses of thousands upon thousands of once-innocent forum-goers, with at least a few known NinDB users being among the victims. (It has our DNA, it knows our fighting style, it can use our powers...is all hope lost?)

Old Man Rupee = Mr. Popo
Attendant of the guardian of NinDB, OMR is also there to keep watch over the forum if needed. Some say he's really scary, but those are probably just rumors.

Prince of Light = King Kai
Something of a real cloud cuckoolander, but still is quite knowledgeable about a lot of things. Prince of Light has taught Wildcat some of his more famous techniques, like the Tsukushi-ken, which he will still use if necessary.

Savage Adam = Babidi
A twisted sorcerer who unleashed an unspeakable evil on the forum! (...That didn't turn out to be all that bad)

Mr. Molecule = Mr. Satan
This poor soul really thinks he has what it takes to bring down any threats to NinDB, but somehow he still manages to be the unsung hero of some of Wildcat's adventures. He even managed to successfully tame said evil that Savage Adam unleashed!
“N-Nope...Just a stomachache! That's all!”

The Qu = Supreme Kai
A higher being responsible for upholding the order of NinDB, The Qu has helped Wildcat and Kirbychu in combating NinDB's greatest threat yet.

Swedol = Elder Kai
Once accidentally released by a certain NinDB warrior, Swedol is one of the higher deities of the forum and sticks with The Qu most of the time.

The NinDB Privilege Triumvirate = The Pilaf Gang
From left to right: TEi, DiU, and Flamedude
Their goal is to gather all seven Dragon Balls so they can wish for NinDB to become whatever they desire. (But it still hasn't worked yet!)
And speaking of Dragon Balls...

Nintendo = Shenron
I don't recall making any wishes to them directly, but some of the games/ideas I hoped for did come true at some point!

Grandy02 and Starfoxroy = Whis and Beerus
Grandy02, the wise attendant of NinDB's God of Destruction, Starfoxroy. They do tend to help out Wildcat and co, but only at the price of food. Starfoxroy has tried to eradicate all of NinDB once, but he's only decided to spare it because of its delectable cuisine. Incidentally, Grandy has later taken both Wildcat and TV Eye under his wing for training.

Kriven = Galactic Patrolman Jaco
Well, you know what they say: Heroes always arrive late!

4chan Leakers = Kanassans
Inhabitants of what is now known as Saim Planet 419, THEY CAN SEE THE FUTUUURRRREEE!
KYM FORUM REACHES ITS PERFECT FOOOOORM
BEAMCLAWS AND WANDERINGSHADOW BECOME A GUUUUUY
WILDCAT AND TVEYE BECOME GOOOOODS
SAIM COMES BACK TO LIFE AND DISCOVERS HIS GOLDEN FOOOORM
GRANDY02 IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAAAP
Though how reliable they are is anyone's guess.

Fryguy64 = Grand Zeno, the Omni King
The highest deity of all of NinDB. He rules over all 12 universes of NinDB. Feared by even Starfoxroy, Destroyer of Worlds, Fry can easily erase any universe, or anyone on NinDB if he wanted to. But at the same time, he would be willing to spare a few. (At least if he finds them strong, intelligent, and entertaining enough by his standards!)
Here's an example of just how majestic he is:
Nester = Okay, this may be a bit spoilery for some of you.
And I think that's about it to the best of my knowledge. Some of them, I just kind of spitballed.