Post by Boo Destroyer on Oct 23, 2009 18:48:57 GMT -5
Now we all know about this. The story of Kevin helping out in so-called "Videoland" to take down "Mother Brain" with the help of other video game characters and exploring various worlds! Sounds totally cool, right?
thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/10213-captainn
(Nostalgia Critic's dead-on review of the series)
...Wrong. It's crystal clear that the bastards in charge of this show's production didn't even play the games. Were they provided with only itty-bits of information on the various game elements or what?
Now, it's not so much the basic premise of the idea that was so bad, it was how they did it all. I don't know where to begin with the many bits and bobs of this series, but here goes:
I could just go on. But then again, these inaccurate atrocities are what make it hilarious at best.
Bottom line: Great concept, fail execution. If there's a chance it does come about again one day (slim, I know), it just has to be done properly.
In the meantime, bring on Captain N discussion of any kind.
thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/10213-captainn
(Nostalgia Critic's dead-on review of the series)
...Wrong. It's crystal clear that the bastards in charge of this show's production didn't even play the games. Were they provided with only itty-bits of information on the various game elements or what?
Now, it's not so much the basic premise of the idea that was so bad, it was how they did it all. I don't know where to begin with the many bits and bobs of this series, but here goes:
- Of course, they just had to gay up Simon Belmont, a royal slap in the face to many Castlevania fans. While his portrayal was way off, the way his character and behavior came off did quite tickle my feet at times.
- I didn't really mind King Hippo being blue-skinned like that. It's actually more fitting for his "hippo" motif. But that was it...
- Mother Brain. Taken too literally, much?
- Rumor has it that Princess Lana was slightly modeled after the old Palutena design. What about that?
- Kevin presses the goddamn Select button to "pause".
- PIT's little speech impedimenticus! Oh noes-icus! It's CONTAGICUS, I tell youicus!!
I could just go on. But then again, these inaccurate atrocities are what make it hilarious at best.
Bottom line: Great concept, fail execution. If there's a chance it does come about again one day (slim, I know), it just has to be done properly.
In the meantime, bring on Captain N discussion of any kind.