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Post by Shrikeswind on Oct 18, 2011 3:29:13 GMT -5
Wario can be identified by smell
Garlic smell has to work itself out if you eat too much, and it's doubtful Wario bathes, so he'd certainly have a weird stonk about him. And since he goes on a lot of adventures, since he's an egotist, and since he seems to revel in his lack of hygiene, he probably would take a sort of pride in his odor, like a particularly storied hero's title, written in an ink legible only to the nose. So, if Wario's in disguise, it's still obvious what that smelly thing is, and it's impossible for Wario to surprise anyone.
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Post by Fryguy64 on Oct 18, 2011 10:31:15 GMT -5
Ah, but you forget he's a Master of Disguise! Although that all took place inside a television, so perhaps his odour wasn't present.  |
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Post by Manspeed on Oct 18, 2011 15:05:57 GMT -5
He was only a master of disguise for a grand total of one game, and he was disguising himself from people he's never even met before, so there's not really much of a point in the first place. |
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Post by Koopaul on Oct 18, 2011 21:33:10 GMT -5
I love how his odor is addressed in many games like when you first meet Baby Wario in YIDS they say he "smells funny" and Carpaccio tells Wario he really needs to take a shower.
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Post by TV Eye on Oct 18, 2011 22:09:31 GMT -5
He was only a master of disguise for a grand total of one game, and he was disguising himself from people he's never even met before, so there's not really much of a point in the first place. What about every other Wario Land game (besides 1 and 2) where he...ya know...changes form? Some cases completely, like with the bat and zombie. |
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Post by Manspeed on Oct 19, 2011 9:38:34 GMT -5
Those aren't disguises, those are power-ups. |
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Post by Shrikeswind on Oct 20, 2011 5:31:16 GMT -5
I said "Identified." I'd hardly expect Carpaccio or Count Cannoli to forget the smell of the Purple Wind.
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Post by Koopaul on Nov 6, 2011 22:25:17 GMT -5
Yoshi's are actually herbivores!
Any meat they swallow doesn't get digested and turned into nutrients. Instead goes into a separate organ which converts the matter into unfertilized eggs.
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Post by Shrikeswind on Nov 7, 2011 2:15:43 GMT -5
Wario and Waluigi were in Donkey Kong Jr.
Think about it. Mario's a decent guy. He's a law-abider. Why the hell would he steal a gorilla from a circus? Wario, on the other hand, is an asshole. He's had a princess kidnapped so he could steal Mario's castle in the past. He's always getting up to anti-Mario crap. What better way to ruin a guy's reputation then by disguising your smelly ass up as him and kidnapping a gorilla? And since there were TWO Marios running around, it stands to reason he brought a friend. Possibly Waluigi.
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Post by Dull Boy Jack on Nov 7, 2011 3:01:08 GMT -5
Wario and Waluigi were in Donkey Kong Jr.Think about it. Mario's a decent guy. He's a law-abider. Why the hell would he steal a gorilla from a circus? Wario, on the other hand, is an asshole. He's had a princess kidnapped so he could steal Mario's castle in the past. He's always getting up to anti-Mario crap. What better way to ruin a guy's reputation then by disguising your smelly ass up as him and kidnapping a gorilla? And since there were TWO Marios running around, it stands to reason he brought a friend. Possibly Waluigi. He stole Donkey Kong from a circus? I don't think I've heard that story before. I always thought Donkey Kong was Mario's pet, however Mario mistreated DK so DK got his revenge by kidnapping Pauline, then Mario in turn got revenge by locking DK away in Donkey Kong Jr. Although you have a point. Mario's a good guy! He saves he world, he referees boxing matches, he hosts tennis tournaments... an all round good egg! Would such a nice fellow mistreat an animal? Of course not! Which can only mean one thing - 'Jumpman' was Wario all along! Maybe Wario was keeping DK so he could make money off him by making him perform, however when DK wouldn't obey him Wario started abusing him? Also maybe Wario's arch-nemesis Captain Syrup is actually Pauline, and the two became enemies after they split up? Perhaps Pauline was sick and tired of being kidnapped by apes so she decided to become a pirate, the famous 'Captain Pauline Syrup' of the high seas, so she could look after herself and not have to rely on a man? It all makes sense! |
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Post by Shrikeswind on Nov 8, 2011 7:12:30 GMT -5
It was from the Saturday Supercade cartoon.
DK Jungle Beat is a midquel between the Arcade games and Donkey Kong Country
My headcanon here is pretty much this. After the Arcade games, Donkey Kong was released into the wilds of the Banana Kingdom. No banana horde, no territory, no friends, he started carving out a niche and reputation by saving the island which would become DK Isle. And, y'know, because who the hell's gonna try and depose the guy who went apeshit on a gorilla ten times his size and won? But he was pretty cool all-in-all, so he made some friends, gathered his banana horde, earned the whole island for his territory, and so on. Then the Kremlings showed up and pissed him off.
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Post by Manspeed on Nov 8, 2011 7:29:00 GMT -5
I'm guessing the DK in JB is supposed to be a young Cranky then? Or are you one of those people who considers arcade-era DK and SNES-era DK to be the same character? If the latter is true, then go eat a TNT barrel you heretic. |
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Post by Shrikeswind on Nov 8, 2011 14:31:41 GMT -5
Yeah, that's Cranky you got in JB. He's too angry to be Country DK, but Cranky's crabby enough.
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Post by Dull Boy Jack on Nov 10, 2011 7:27:53 GMT -5
DK Jungle Beat is a midquel between the Arcade games and Donkey Kong CountryMy headcanon here is pretty much this. After the Arcade games, Donkey Kong was released into the wilds of the Banana Kingdom. No banana horde, no territory, no friends, he started carving out a niche and reputation by saving the island which would become DK Isle. And, y'know, because who the hell's gonna try and depose the guy who went apeshit on a gorilla ten times his size and won? But he was pretty cool all-in-all, so he made some friends, gathered his banana horde, earned the whole island for his territory, and so on. Then the Kremlings showed up and pissed him off. What happened to Donkey Kong Jr.? Was original DK really heartless enough to leave his son behind while he's off liberating this island? |
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Post by Shrikeswind on Nov 14, 2011 1:44:19 GMT -5
There's enough theories on what happened to DK Jr., and I have no headcanon on it because I don't care.
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