|
|
Post by Koopaul on Nov 14, 2011 1:52:39 GMT -5
Hm why does everything go back to the whole DK Jr. thing?
As for me I like to make theories about things people don't seem to realize, like Boos not being dead.
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopaul on Dec 29, 2011 3:46:15 GMT -5
Bumping this because I got a new one: Galaxies are not really " Galaxies" The same way Stars are not really " Stars" Those small collections of rock and floating fruit called "Galaxies" are just that by name only. The entire game of Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 are just set in ONE true galaxy. |
|
|
|
Post by Shrikeswind on Dec 29, 2011 4:41:43 GMT -5
Actually, I've had time to think about it, and galaxy really is the only description I can provide them. They are collections of stars, black holes, and rocks which are not gravitationally affected by one another. If something of the sort existed in the real skies, the scientific community would probably call them something like "Dwarf Galaxies," "Micro-galaxies," or some other diminuitive "Galaxies." It's hard to say, really. Much of the physics behind Super Mario Galaxy is wacky anyways.
King K. Rool is, in fact, behind the plot of DKC Returns
No reason behind this theory. Just seems like the sort of crazy shit he'd do.
|
|
|
|
Post by Prince~Of~Light on Dec 29, 2011 5:34:17 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Manspeed on Dec 29, 2011 12:50:49 GMT -5
I like how The Chimp is the lawyer.
Maybe he was the one who caused the volcano to erupt, awakening the Tikis.
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopaul on Jan 2, 2012 22:59:35 GMT -5
Well Wario did use Tatanga as a distraction for Mario...
Which is pretty convoluted for just castle-napping.
|
|
|
|
Post by Manspeed on Jan 3, 2012 0:31:59 GMT -5
Alright, I see that explanation belted around almost everywhere yet I don't remember it from any manuals or anything. Where the hell did it come from?
|
|
|
|
Post by kirbychu on Jan 3, 2012 6:40:46 GMT -5
I think people just assumed it based on Tatanga working for Wario in SML2. I don't remember the manual saying it either.
|
|
|
|
Post by Manspeed on Jan 3, 2012 15:38:35 GMT -5
That assumption has apparently spread so far people quote it as fact. After looking up a scan of the manual, I've found what Mario actually says in the preface:
"While I was away crusading against the mystery alien Tatanga in Sarasa Land, an evil creep took over my castle and put the people of Mario Land under his control with a magic spell. This intruder goes by the name of Wario. He has been jealous of my popularity ever since we were boys, and has tried to steal my castle many times. It seems he has succeeded this time.
Wario has scattered the 6 Golden Coins from my castle all over Mario Land. These Golden Coins are guarded by those under Wario's spell. Without these coins, we can't get into the castle to deal with Wario. We must collect the 6 coins, attack Wario in the castle, and save everybody!
IT'S TIME TO SET OUT ON OUR MISSION!"
^ Nowhere in there does Mario mention anything about Wario paying off Tatanga to keep him distracted.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shrikeswind on Jan 3, 2012 23:06:27 GMT -5
Mario Wiki's answer is as follows, so this may shed some light on why everyone jumps to that conclusion. =/
|
|
|
|
Post by Koopaul on Jan 4, 2012 3:14:14 GMT -5
Hm I remember translating the Japanese website and thought that's what it said. I probably misread it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Manspeed on Jan 4, 2012 20:30:45 GMT -5
@ Shrikeswind:
Mario Wiki has the unfortunate tendency to fill in blanks with their own assumptions and then put them on the articles as though they were written fact. This is why I hate Mario Wiki.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shrikeswind on Jan 4, 2012 23:00:30 GMT -5
@ Shrikeswind: Mario Wiki has the unfortunate tendency to fill in blanks with their own assumptions and then put them on the articles as though they were written fact. This is why I hate Mario Wiki. Two things, though. 1) They actually implied it to be theory there. 2) I wasn't looking for fact in the first place. As I said, it "may shed some light on why everyone jumps to that conclusion." |
|
|
|
Post by Shadrio on Jan 15, 2012 1:18:26 GMT -5
Well, I never thought I'd post here, but being drunk sure makes the crazy gears in one's mind turn, so here a DK based on:
DK and Prince K. Rool used to be friends in their teenage years, hanging out and doing teenage stuff, like drinking, being popular and getting dates. One day DK and K. Rool are wasted on Banana Liquor, and DK decided to pull a prank on K. Rool, so he takes a piss on his left eye. The acid levels of his piss burns his eye and causes it to permanently rupture his eye, making it swollen. Losing his princely beauty, he swears revenge on his old buddy and Bananas.
There Jn, I finally posted it... ya happy?
|
|
|
|
Post by Shrikeswind on Jan 15, 2012 15:30:13 GMT -5
Your drinking license is hearby revoked. Give me that booze, I need to drink myself cross-eyed keep you away from it.
|
|
