Bob's game (stage 90, the bottom screen unveiled)

[Da Robot]

It seems like he changed his mind aout what he said yesterday.


Oh man.. did I really write that?!
That's not like me! I can't even remember.
My head hurts...
73 more days. I can do it. I'm fine. I'll be fine.
I need that SDK! Please, Nintendo! I'm begging you!

[8bitretroshit]

Hahaha this is great. I wonder what happens when the 100 days are up and Nintendo still doesn't give a shit like everybody else.

[Grandy02]

Boy, if he really writes that hobo without knowing anymore what he does, he can't be in a good shape. And that after just a few weeks. He should stop locking himself in his room, he will only suffer after that long time and probably not change anything, aside from losing Nintendo's respect (and of everyone else with yesterday's message). He did everything right before the protest, now he does everything wrong.

Anyway, I would like to know why Nintendo's response (before the protest) took so long? Is it the name "bob's game" or maybe the game has content NoA can't stand? Mum's batteries, anyone?

EDIT: It's over, dudes. Bob and his game are finished. He's a psycho:

DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!

[Spud]

Jan 8, 2009 14:14:55 GMT -5 Grandy02 said:

Boy, if he really writes that hobo without knowing anymore what he does, he can't be in a good shape. And that after just a few weeks. He should stop locking himself in his room, he will only suffer after that long time and probably not change anything, aside from losing Nintendo's respect (and of everyone else with yesterday's message). He did everything right before the protest, now he does everything wrong.

Anyway, I would like to know why Nintendo's response (before the protest) took so long? Is it the name "bob's game" or maybe the game has content NoA can't stand? Mum's batteries, anyone?

EDIT: It's over, dudes. Bob and his game are finished. He's a psycho:

DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!

It's a gimmick. He's fine. Or he's demonically possessed. But more than likely he's fine

[Dasher Misire]

Not like that god-awful acting is going to do anything. Or him being so obsessed and solo on this. And Nintendo's as stubborn as a world leader. They don't take opinions or fan advice. Really.

Jan 5, 2009 17:49:29 GMT -5 Koopaul said:

Nintendo can be heartless bastards. I can't say the same about Sakurai.

HAHA WHAT. Sakurai listens to SOME people, he only does what he likes though. That's why so many things fans ask for will never come true, because he just personally dislikes them or thinks they are boring. He's awesome because most of his opinions are great, but don't contrast him to Nintendo executives. He isn't completely selfless.

[8bitretroshit]

[Da Robot]

@ Grandy02 You could've posted his entire comment, the partial quote you posted makes him sound even more crazy than the full quote.


I sincerely apologize to all Nintendo staff, and all "bob's game" fans.
I don't know what's come over me lately!
I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!

I'm trying really hard here... I believe in you, Nintendo.
You know how hard this is on me, right? It's practically torture! What else can I do, Nintendo? You won't ignore my protest, I know you won't!
Your company must hear my pleas! A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!
In fact, I... Ugh... My head... This pain! Why won't this pain go away?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!

[8bitretroshit]

Who the hell does he think he is, fucking Dr. Jekyll?

[TV Eye]

Fuckin' douche.

[Grandy02]

Bob gave up and stopped the protest. How his room looks now... holy hobo.
www.bobsgame.com/

It was foolish of me to think Nintendo would hear my pleas. They're just another heartless corporation, only interested in the biggest profits.
The core gamers don't matter anymore. It's not about the games or the fans, it's about spreading out and getting casual gamers to buy Wii Fit.
The golden days of video games are long gone. A game like mine has no place on the shelf along with games like "Crossword Puzzles" and "Sudoku."

Nintendo sells all these games about "doing your best" and "being the hero," telling kids "you can do it if you try," but in the end that's just a story, a marketing lie that sounds good.
That's business. That's the real world. In reality, if Link approached the castle gate, a guard would just throw him out. It doesn't matter how much courage he has.
It doesn't matter how talented he is with his sword, or how pure hearted he might be. He's wearing a dirty tunic and he has no credentials.
"Get out of here, you stupid kid." The evil kingdom of Ganon (Or should I say "Gantendo") spreads across the land, Zelda dies, and the credits scroll. Game over.
That's the real Nintendo, I guess.

I've had enough. I'm ending the protest. I give up on getting the SDK. I really tried my best. Show's over. It's just not going to work.
Sorry, everyone. I just can't stay in here. My head won't stop pounding. I feel like I'm losing my mind. It's like I'm splitting in half.
I keep seeing these posts that I apparently wrote, but I can't remember writing them. I'm afraid I'm becoming someone else entirely.

Nobody even takes me seriously anymore- how is Nintendo supposed to? Everyone thinks it's some kind of viral ad. It's obviously not. I'm one guy that can't get a break.
Don't you think that maybe I might get a little angry being locked in here for a month with no response? So maybe I have to joke around a little to cheer myself up. Big deal.
I'll stay locked in for the rest of today to make an even 30 days, and then the protest is over. I know I lost. I've been completely disgraced and humiliated.
I've been stepped on, pushed around, and trampled from all sides. It's like trying to fight a machine with words, with an army mocking you the whole time.

It's OK, Nintendo. I'm trying not to blame you, I really am. It's just.. man, I was stupid to believe that stuff.
"Be a hero! You can do it!" Yeah, right. "Throw away five years of your life." I guess that doesn't sell as well, huh?

My head hurts, so I'm ending this post. Sorry, everybody. Whatever. Why does this HURT so much?!
:'{

[Manspeed]

So... he's not finishing the game or... what?

[TV Eye]

That's business. That's the real world. In reality, if Link approached the castle gate, a guard would just throw him out. It doesn't matter how much courage he has.
It doesn't matter how talented he is with his sword, or how pure hearted he might be. He's wearing a dirty tunic and he has no credentials.

Actually, that is what happened in OoT. You had to sneak into the castle...

[Grandy02]

What does this message on the site mean now?

"SORRY, EVERYONE!
IM ALIVE!!! ITS JUST A JOKE!!! SORRY EVERYONE!!"

What joke? Did he play to commit suicide with that desolate room and the "farewell"? Even when his head hurts so much, Bob is still in mood for joking around...

[Dasher Misire]

Jeez, a joke. I was about to whip out party balloons.

This is one of the best birthday presents ever, though! To see this idiot who took his project as a "MUST BE NINTENDO" game and is probably going to waste his life and not give up.

Hahahaha. He should have really try for EA or someone else. Not now since he's totally wacko but he should have.

[BeamClaws]

This is actually the kind of thing I would do, but still, he's probably just looking into other companies about now.