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Post by Da Robot on Jan 10, 2009 16:30:35 GMT -5
The sad irony about this is the fact that it's really easy to get a WiiWare dev kit but after seeing what Bob's gone through, not a NDS dev kit.
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Post by TV Eye on Jan 10, 2009 16:35:22 GMT -5
The thing that makes Bob really stupid is the fact that he thought this would be a first party Nintendo game.
I totally agree that he should've just gone with EA or that Drawn to Life company.
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Post by Grandy02 on Jan 11, 2009 8:52:49 GMT -5
The thing that makes Bob really stupid is the fact that he thought this would be a first party Nintendo game. The site tells different: LOL, the police raided his home because he faked death.  "RAIDED BY THE POLICE WHILE FAKING HIS OWN DEATH ON WEBCAM AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING! IM ALIVE! Thanks to all concerned for the response, sorry to everyone disappointed by my lack of death, BIGGEST UPDATE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND TOMORROW! SORRY, REGGIE!" So that trashed room and stuff was all to fake his death - maybe his psychotic episodes were also faked? What's up with that guy?! |
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Post by TV Eye on Jan 11, 2009 11:05:19 GMT -5
He's says "BIGGEST UPDATE TOMORROW!" like he actually got someone to publish his game...
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Post by Da Robot on Jan 11, 2009 17:17:58 GMT -5
The mild-mannered programmer of "bob's game," hopelessly tormented into a state of apparent madness from solitary confinement,
has been valiantly pulled from the tragic wreckage of his former office by the local authorities- but they were too late.
The mental torment Bob has suffered has begun his metamorphosis into the end boss villian of "bob's game,"
the egomaniacal creator of the "bob's game" inside "bob's game" known as "Bob."
Once again barricading himself inside of what appears to the untrained eye to be the same office but is assuredly a secret dungeon lair,
he will begin carrying out his ridiculous, meticulous, deluded, convoluted, senseless mess of vengeance... Or has he already begun?
END OF CHAPTER ONE, REGGIE!
I am secluded, barricaded, and locked into the crimson room of my TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED UNDERGROUND FORTRESS.
The LED board will be incremented once a day, beginning at 31 for some mysterious and likely villainous reason.
Sometimes it will display hints and secret messages.
On day 100 the "bob's game" tournament will begin.
Yuu cannot find me. Yuu cannot stop me. Yuu cannot defeat me.
This is my 100 day challenge to Yuu, Nintendo.
I, the magnificent, omnicient Bob- legendary developer of the greatest game ever made-
hereby challenge Yuu in the First Interdimensional "bob's game" Championship!
I have had ENOUGH.
YUU JUST WON'T LISTEN!
I'm not playing around here. This isn't some kind of game.
I've spent FIVE YEARS trying to play by the rules.
I've tried going by the book, reading the manual, following the instructions - but Yuu just won't play fair, Nintendo.
This time, Yuu will play by MY rules.
It's time for a surprisingly surprising turn of events- a twisted plot twist!
By playing "bob's game," Yuu will destroy the evil, corrupted GANTENDO organization!
(EVERY TIME Yuu plays "bob's game," Bob kills a Pikachu!)
But I like Nintendo! This is terrible!
YUU MUST NOT PLAY "bob's game!"
YUU MUST DEFEAT ME!
YUU MUST BE STOPPED!
YUU CANNOT WIN!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
THIS SENSELESS REVENGE MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!
I ASSURE YUU- I AM VERY SERIOUS!
I'll see Yuu there on day 100, REGGIE!
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(Oh yeah, I'm still waiting for that developer application decision so I can get that SDK. Just letting yuu know. No pressure, man.)
"bob's game" 2009
RAIDED BY THE POLICE WHILE FAKING HIS OWN DEATH ON WEBCAM AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!
Yes, I woke up to several very angry police officers in my room.
The good news is that upon evaluation, I'm officially CERTIFIED SANE!
(So they THINK, anyway...)
Heh.. heh.. heheh.. haaaaaa.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hey, no more headache!
I think GoNintendo was saying that Bob is not going crazy he is just acting out some of the characters in the game.
It should also be noted that he was originally in the viridian room and not the crimsom room.
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Post by Manspeed on Jan 11, 2009 22:24:49 GMT -5
So the whole thing is just some sort of ad campaign? That Bob fellow must be some kinda mad genius or something... |
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Post by Da Robot on Jan 15, 2009 1:54:04 GMT -5
2009-01-12
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It seems I've got Nintendo all wrong. They haven't abandoned their core gamers afterall.
Why, REGGIE himself is excited to play the fresh new Wii version of Pikmin. He must be a core gamer!
Undoubtedly, they've been listening to their fans. That's exactly what we've all been asking for.
It's definitely not some kind of hasty, misguided attempt to fulfill what they seem to think their fans want.
They couldn't possibly be so far out of touch with things that they'd try and satisfy us
with something as dull and boring as a new franchise or fulfilling promised titles like Mario 128.
No, they're right on the money. They know what we're really asking for.
Pikmin with different controls, Animal Crossing with identical graphics, and Wii Music- just what we wanted.
This is the very definition of HARDCORE. Hats off to you, Nintendo.
I had you all wrong, REGGIE!
Also, I've observed a new psychological phenomenon and coined a term for it.
"Denioll" - When someone is "troled" SO HARD their brain completely rejects it and
puts them into a temporary, malfunctioning state of irrational excuse-seeking.
I should win a Nobel prize for this discovery. ;}
2009-01-13
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Hold on just a second- that's not nearly villainous enough. I need to stay in character here.
Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment.
Do you hear me, Mr. Iwata? Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Yamauchi?
I know the truth.
Why don't you ask NOA? I told the entire company everything on day 10.
I even told them about THAT a month ago.
Don't tell me they didn't tell you! Those fools!
Iwata- YUU will realize, tensai.
I'll do it. ;}
REGGIE is done. DONE.
I'll ruin it. I know.
Do you hear me?
GAME OVER, REGGIE!
2009-01-14
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It's interesting that he admits to trying to keep in character. Also try clicking on the button below the webcam feed and you get this message.
"By clicking OK or submitting a digital signature with the X button, Yuu agrees to a lifetime of minimum wage slavery for the all-powerful Button Corporation Incorporated. (Even worn-out buttons can be exchanged for evil replacements. >;} )"
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Post by 8bitretroshit on Jan 15, 2009 3:50:10 GMT -5
I don't know anymore. On one hand this seems like an obvious troll and his 'game' is just something thrown together with RPG Maker to fool people on the internet.
On the other hand he's just autistic like fuck and he's spouting this nonsense because he's an attention whore and a bit of a drama queen.
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Post by Justin Bailey on Jan 15, 2009 16:45:37 GMT -5
Don't see why can't Bob have the SDK. There's plenty of bad games on the DS *cough.*Ubisoft.*cough.* Why not a seemingly okie one.
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Post by Da Robot on Jan 15, 2009 17:39:57 GMT -5
I don't know anymore. On one hand this seems like an obvious troll and his 'game' is just something thrown together with RPG Maker to fool people on the internet. On the other hand he's just autistic like fuck and he's spouting this nonsense because he's an attention whore and a bit of a drama queen. RPGM is a powerful tool, couldn't you recreate any old pixel RPG game like Pokemon, EarthBound, CT or even the early FF games with it? If it wasn't done in pixel art, would yiu be even saying that. Even Game Maker (Professional upgrade version) is more powerful than RPGM and you can create SNES like RPG's with it. Also if he was autistic, I don't think the police would have let him go . . . Well that if the police raid really did happen and Bob didn't just say it happened. |
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Post by Manspeed on Jan 15, 2009 19:42:27 GMT -5
I don't think there was really a police raid. This is all part of some crazy viral marketing scheme Bob has going. Hell, I'd wager the game is actually already finished and he's just trying to build hype up for it's eventual release.
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Post by Da Robot on Jan 16, 2009 19:00:48 GMT -5
Bob's site has just been replaced by this enlarged wall of text, this has to be proof of marketing/acting liking one of the characters, I know in the third trailer an alien appears in it.
THAT IS NOT ME!! IT'S NOT ME!!!
SOMEONE CAME INTO MY HOUSE
THEY CAME INTO MY HOUSE!!!
THEY WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING, WENT THROUGH MY PC, FILE TIMESTAMPS CHANGED, FOOTPRINTS, EVERYTHING MOVED, DOOR UNLOCKED
THEY TRIED TO OPEN THE SAFE
MY PC IS KEYLOGGED
12 HOURS OF CAMERA FOOTAGE WAS DELETED
CAMERA WAS UNPLUGGED WHEN I WOKE UP
I WAS SLEEPING!!
THEY DID IT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!
THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
THEY MADE HANAFUDA CARDS FOR 50 YEARS
THAT IS A YAKUZA GAME
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THEY ARE THE JAPANESE MAFIA
THINK ABOUT IT!!
THEY WANT TO SILENCE ME
FOR A REASON!
IT'S EITHER THEM OR ALIENS
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT ALIENS
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Post by Asho on Jan 17, 2009 5:16:00 GMT -5
I know he's making it up because Yamauchi would not bother with such an insignificant speck. Either that, or he did have compromising information, he was taken care of and we haven't had the real Bob for a few days.
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Post by TV Eye on Jan 17, 2009 21:08:34 GMT -5
Fuck him. At this point I wouldn't even consider looking at his game.
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Post by Wildcat on Jan 17, 2009 22:51:32 GMT -5
Fuck him. At this point I wouldn't even consider looking at his game. Yeah, I'm pretty much at that point myself. The initial video was fairly impressive, but this attention whoring is getting very old very fast. If I ever get the time to develop a game like this, I wouldn't be acting like such an insane jackass about it. |
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