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Post by Manspeed on May 26, 2010 13:43:18 GMT -5
To be fair, Mario forced him to do that as part of their rescue plan. He did the same thing in Superstar Saga, natch.  |
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Post by Fryguy64 on May 26, 2010 15:11:04 GMT -5
But as for Peach being a transvestite, I'm gonna have to call no. Her voice is waaaay too high-pitched and she lacks an Adam's apple. Mario lacks a neck of any kind, but I bet he's a guy!  While I'm at it, what the hell is the basis for that theory outside of wanting to come up with something as inane as possible? Outside of wanting to come up with something as inane as possible? There's an outside? I wasn't sure... this thread suggests otherwise |
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Post by Wildcat on May 26, 2010 15:22:57 GMT -5
I was 8 years old once.  I think Peach is in the clear, but what about that Daisy? I think she's got some secrets. She likes to call out her own name - that could some sort of freaky fetish. Any others? |
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Post by Fryguy64 on May 26, 2010 15:50:30 GMT -5
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Post by Koopaul on May 26, 2010 18:24:09 GMT -5
Psh that's one thing that annoys me about you Fryguy your need to mock things you don't accept. No offense but it offends me. |
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Post by Fryguy64 on May 26, 2010 18:39:43 GMT -5
Psh that's one thing that annoys me about you Fryguy your need to mock things you don't accept. No offense but it offends me. Koopaul, what the crap? This whole post has basically been a load of people saying "this is retarded", and your only posts said "actually, why not the number 7" which I was in essence agreeing with. Why should me mocking it because it's stupid be more offensive to you than everybody pointlessly arguing about it? Seriously... if it doesn't involve you at all, why would you go out of your way to piss me off? Edit: Unless you meant the transvestite/gay thing, in which case you're just an idiot. I don't "not accept" them. At all. |
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Post by Dances in Undergarments on May 26, 2010 19:42:01 GMT -5
Just so you know, this thread's existence has been more than justified now that I've seen that video.
THREAD OF THE YEAR
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 26, 2010 19:50:29 GMT -5
Well, I've driven this far enough into Insane-o-land, I think I'll continue. Why? Because, quite simply, IT'S FUN! And to keep in touch with the Insane-o-land Mario theroies, here we go.
We all know CLEAR WELL Daisy's a narcissist, but she's also a lesbian. With Peach. Okay, so Daisy's bi, but Peach is definitely a full-blown lesbian. HOW CAN I TELL!? Well, look at it like this. Every character, with the exception of Wario and Waluigi, can say they love their primary spin-off partner. Mario and Luigi are brothers, Bowser and Bowser Jr. are father and son, Toad and Toadette are either siblings or lovers, DK and Diddy have that guy-love thing, Yoshi and Birdo share their tounge and cross-dressing fetish, and even Wario and Waluigi have some kind of non-romantic relationship (non-romantic, of course, because everyone knows Waluigi's dead-set on becoming Daisy's boyfriend.) But what about Peach and Daisy? They're no sisters, we know this. There's never love between royal family members because everyone's fighting over the throne. Everyone knows Mario's not gettin' any from Peach, short of a kiss on the cheek. Face-cheek, to be clear. Luigi, in the meantime, obviously has a FWB relationship with Daisy. It can't be full-on boyfriend/girlfriend from the fact that Luigi's going all over the place, hoping to score with anyone with a rack, but he's definitely getting more than his braver brother. Something tells me he fakes that awkwardness to get sympathy sex. Anyways. So, Daisy's clearly doing Luigi, which explains why Waluigi hates Luigi, he doesn't understand that he's Daisy's beard (thank you, "Britsh Words for the American Guy") and quite probably her bitch (more later.) Now, what about Peach and Daisy? Well, as I mentioned earlier, Mario's not getting any, and Peach and Daisy aren't related. There's no chick-love in the same vein as the relationship with the Kongs, those two are like, super-bestest friends forever (I believe that's contracted as "SBBFF,") and this doesn't come into play with Peach and Daisy. It's obvious then, from the fact that there is only one relationship available, that Peach and Daisy must be in a romantic entanglement. Now, Mario's obviously not getting any, so this means Peach doesn't care for a beard. But then, we know the Mushroom Kingdom to be very open-minded, after all, they accept Birdo in spite of the transvestism, they don't seem to mind welcoming back Goombas and welcoming Koopas and other former allies of Bowser, even though it's clear any war that may have been going on between the Kingdom and Bowser is still going on. But we don't know much about Sarasaland except what we've seen in Super Mario Land, and even then we didn't see much because the inhabitants were under Tatanga's spell. Maybe. If Daisy needs a beard, there may be a vein of bigotry in Sarasaland that leads her to fear being outed. So she may have Luigi just to say "Look, I have a boyfriend! See?" or she may have him out of bisexuality. Nothing precludes that possibility. But she's clearly very masculine, and would be the man in the lesbian relationship she has with Peach. I mean, she's the tough one, having whooped Bowser's ass before, while Peach is constantly getting kidnapped by him and only kicked his ass through PMS, which is basically the kick-ass button anyways. I actually would not like for Daisy to appear in a sequel to SPP if it maintains that Vibe thing for the simple reason that she would be beyond over-powered. I mean, seriously. If the Vibes make PMSing Peach sprout fire when she's mad, I can only imagine a pissed off Vibe-enhanced PMSing Daisy summoning the Ten Plagues.
But in conclusion: Daisy isn't straight, Peach is clearly a lesbian. Discuss.
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Post by The Qu on May 26, 2010 20:58:06 GMT -5
If the Vibes make PMSing Peach sprout fire when she's mad, I can only imagine a pissed off Vibe-enhanced PMSing Daisy summoning the Ten Plagues. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on the Database. 'grats. (Although DiU gives you some stiff competition for that dubious honor....) |
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Post by Manspeed on May 26, 2010 21:01:22 GMT -5
Nah, Peach is a virgin. They just hide it by saying she's "pure of heart". Why else would Grodus want to sacrifice her to a 1000-year-old demon.
Bear in mind that being a virgin doesn't automatically equal innocence. Hell, I'd wager she purposely denies becoming Mario's full-time girlfriend in order to keep her virginity. Everybody knows the token female's powers always stem from her virginity.
Remember her healing abilities? Or the Peach Beam from Paper Mario? Or any other crazy-powerful attacks we've seen her utilize over the years? Yeah, she can do all that because she's still a virgin, and if she were to lose her virginity, her magic would severely weaken, if not disappear outright.
Daisy on the other hand is very clearly promiscuous. And probably bi. I imagine she's dating Luigi because she likes femdom and he's a total pansy-ass.
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Post by Koopaul on May 26, 2010 21:41:21 GMT -5
Psh that's one thing that annoys me about you Fryguy your need to mock things you don't accept. No offense but it offends me. Koopaul, what the crap? This whole post has basically been a load of people saying "this is retarded", and your only posts said "actually, why not the number 7" which I was in essence agreeing with. Why should me mocking it because it's stupid be more offensive to you than everybody pointlessly arguing about it? Seriously... if it doesn't involve you at all, why would you go out of your way to piss me off? Edit: Unless you meant the transvestite/gay thing, in which case you're just an idiot. I don't "not accept" them. At all. Err sorry I should have specified more. When talking about discussing Mario theories. But Underwear started that actually. Making it sound like it was a completely stupid thing to do. |
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Post by The Qu on May 26, 2010 22:03:29 GMT -5
Peach does have that virtuous fairy tale princess vibe to her, doesn't she? And you know what virtuous was a euphemism for in that case....
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 27, 2010 0:52:03 GMT -5
You know, that could be, but she could also get her magic from unicorns, meaning that if she were straight, she'd be nothing more than a blonde bimbo. That's right, she has lesbian power. That's why she has a heart viable for Grodus' sacrifice: She has never known a man's touch. Keyword: "Man's."
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Post by Fryguy64 on May 27, 2010 3:52:20 GMT -5
Nah, Peach is a virgin. They just hide it by saying she's "pure of heart". Why else would Grodus want to sacrifice her to a 1000-year-old demon. That actually makes Super Mario Sunshine a little more disturbing... That makes me believe Bowser lied to his son about having sex with Peach, and Bowser Jr. somehow found out... "Yeah, I totally did her, son! Grahaha!" |
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Post by Dances in Undergarments on May 27, 2010 4:09:45 GMT -5
(Although DiU gives you some stiff competition for that dubious honor....) How have we gone 6 posts without  ing this? Err sorry I should have specified more. When talking about discussing Mario theories. But Underwear started that actually. Making it sound like it was a completely stupid thing to do. Pro tip: It is. The only way it could be considered to not be 'completely stupid' is if you find me a stronger phrase than that. For example, 'batshit fucking nutcakes'. ...note this only applies to serious discussion, whereas how much of a rug muncher Daisy is is a fine topic of discussion. |
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