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Post by The Qu on May 30, 2010 5:13:44 GMT -5
Completely random, but its not like this topic has a topic anymore.
Magikoopas are their world's equivalent to Wizrobes. Think about it.
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Post by Arcadenik on May 30, 2010 5:43:10 GMT -5
@ Fry
I just pictured it... and it makes me question how turtles and other egg-laying animals fertilize eggs. Do the males have sexual intercourse with the females when they are pregnant with the eggs or do they fap and cum on the eggs after the females give birth to eggs?
@ Kirbychu
I wonder how can a pile of treasure nurture and raise Baby Wario? Baby Mario and Baby Luigi had their parents as shown in the end of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. Baby Peach had Toadsworth the Younger as shown in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. Baby Bowser had Kamek as shown in both games. I think it is safe to infer that Baby Donkey Kong would be raised by young Cranky Kong and young Wrinkly Kong.
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Post by nocturnal YL on May 30, 2010 6:46:23 GMT -5
@ Fry I just pictured it... and it makes me question how turtles and other egg-laying animals fertilize eggs. Do the males have sexual intercourse with the females when they are pregnant with the eggs or do they fap and cum on the eggs after the females give birth to eggs? There are animals in either category. Most of the ones in the latter catrgory are undersea animals. EDIT - Oh yeah. Actual turtles do have intercourse. I think either Koopas reproduce asexually (lol, thinking into it too much) or Bowser Jr is adopted... but from where? @ Kirbychu I wonder how can a pile of treasure nurture and raise Baby Wario? Baby Mario and Baby Luigi had their parents as shown in the end of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. Baby Peach had Toadsworth the Younger as shown in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. Baby Bowser had Kamek as shown in both games. I think it is safe to infer that Baby Donkey Kong would be raised by young Cranky Kong and young Wrinkly Kong. Easy. Use that money to buy a parent who actually obeys him. Wario makes people work for him! YIDS babies don't look like newborns, anyway. They're capable of doing toddler stuff. |
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Post by Prince~Of~Light on May 30, 2010 7:19:54 GMT -5
@ Fry I just pictured it... and it makes me question how turtles and other egg-laying animals fertilize eggs. Do the males have sexual intercourse with the females when they are pregnant with the eggs or do they fap and cum on the eggs after the females give birth to eggs? @ Kirbychu I wonder how can a pile of treasure nurture and raise Baby Wario? Baby Mario and Baby Luigi had their parents as shown in the end of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. Baby Peach had Toadsworth the Younger as shown in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. Baby Bowser had Kamek as shown in both games. I think it is safe to infer that Baby Donkey Kong would be raised by young Cranky Kong and young Wrinkly Kong. I thought that maybe Baby DK is actually Baby Cranky... Or DK Jr being an infant, who then is the recent DK. |
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Post by Johans Nidorino on May 30, 2010 8:46:16 GMT -5
And now this topic switches to the Donkey Kong universe. Fascinating.
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Post by Wildcat on May 30, 2010 10:58:02 GMT -5
 DK Universe topics tend to spiral off into chaotic realms, so I'm going to remove myself from this thread now before it goes ape in here. |
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Post by Fryguy64 on May 30, 2010 11:17:54 GMT -5
Candy Kong is a transvestite. Discus.  |
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Post by Manspeed on May 30, 2010 11:38:36 GMT -5
If she is, then DK doesn't know what he's getting into. Either that or he already broke up with her.
I always thought she was a porn star of some sort. I mean, her jugs look fake as all hell.
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Post by Dances in Undergarments on May 30, 2010 19:31:44 GMT -5
I didn't realise only porn stars have fake boobs. Couldn't she just be a massive whore? I'd imagine everyone on the DK Isles has had a piece. And most of the travelling Kremlings, too.
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Post by Manspeed on May 30, 2010 20:03:45 GMT -5
You might be on to something, considering her dialog in DK64.  |
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 31, 2010 2:03:02 GMT -5
Hell, I doubt whether DK actually considers her his girlfriend. Maybe she makes the hanky-panky to him more often because he's the dominant ape on DK Island, but then, she's the village bicycle. Or Marilyn Monroe. "Oh Mr. President..."
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Post by Prince~Of~Light on May 31, 2010 5:04:54 GMT -5
in bed with terrorists again?
Let’s get nuts. Let’s spend some money.
AH, AH-
Take your shirt off honey.
Let’s freak out, life’s just a party.
AH-AH
Won’t be sorry Donkey-
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