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Post by Manspeed on May 27, 2010 10:47:17 GMT -5
That actually makes Super Mario Sunshine a little more disturbing... That makes me believe Bowser lied to his son about having sex with Peach, and Bowser Jr. somehow found out... "Yeah, I totally did her, son! Grahaha!" Bear in mind two things: 1. Bowser Jr. is probably too young to understand where babies come from. 2. Babies actually ARE brought by the stork in the Mushroom World, meaning sex is probably not even necessary....or something.  |
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Post by Johans Nidorino on May 27, 2010 11:23:21 GMT -5
2. Babies actually ARE brought by the stork in the Mushroom World, meaning sex is probably not even necessary....or something. Why don't people follow this premise always? A lot of silly threads could be avoided by keeping it in mind. |
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Post by Manspeed on May 27, 2010 12:43:20 GMT -5
Yeah. Mention the stork to somebody talking about Mario's origin and they'll actually try to dispute why the stork was carrying them. I sometimes wonder if Mario fans are more nutty/stupid than Sonic fans. |
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Post by Boo Destroyer on May 27, 2010 12:57:49 GMT -5
I sometimes wonder if Mario fans are more nutty/stupid than Sonic fans. Just as bad, actually. |
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 27, 2010 14:05:11 GMT -5
I got one. Mario's a feral child. I mean, obviously he was delivered to his parents, so when you think about it, if he weren't feral, he should by rights still be there. But every Yoshi game from this point features, you guessed it, Baby Mario. Riding Yoshi. On Yoshi's Island. Could it be that Mario's real parents died, or abandoned him? It would explain Mario's determination and Luigi's hopelessness, and it'd explain why Mario and Yoshi are so close: Mario sees Yoshi as a parent, and Yoshi sees Mario as a son.
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Post by kirbychu on May 27, 2010 14:07:10 GMT -5
Mario sees Yoshi as a parent, and Yoshi sees Mario as a son. I find that idea incredibly creepy, but I can't put my finger on why. |
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 27, 2010 14:13:22 GMT -5
Because Mario isn't a dinosaur? Just guessin'.
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Post by kirbychu on May 27, 2010 14:36:25 GMT -5
No... I didn't think you were implying it was a biological relationship. Then I'd know exactly why it was creepy. |
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Post by Koopaul on May 27, 2010 14:57:56 GMT -5
Err sorry I should have specified more. When talking about discussing Mario theories. But Underwear started that actually. Making it sound like it was a completely stupid thing to do. Pro tip: It is. The only way it could be considered to not be 'completely stupid' is if you find me a stronger phrase than that. For example, 'batshit fucking nutcakes'. ...note this only applies to serious discussion, whereas how much of a rug muncher Daisy is is a fine topic of discussion. *Sigh* I suppose Zelda theories are more legit? |
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Post by kirbychu on May 27, 2010 15:07:35 GMT -5
I'm all for theorising about certain things in the Mario universe. For example, what the hell happened in Mario Galaxy's ending (seriously, I have no fucking clue). But for the most part, if you start theorising about Mario, you're just trying to make sense of something that's not really supposed to make sense. It's like trying to apply serious meaning to a They Might Be Giants song. The best you can hope for is that the creators see your theories and get a good laugh out of it.
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Post by Manspeed on May 27, 2010 15:15:38 GMT -5
For the record, the plot of Super Mario Galaxy 2 would suggest that Rosaline reset time at the end of SMG1, since SMG2 has the Star Festival and Mario meeting the Lumas all over again.
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Post by Da Robot on May 27, 2010 18:48:53 GMT -5
 8 games in 1! Yeah, it's just a conciedence. |
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Post by Shrikeswind on May 27, 2010 23:05:53 GMT -5
Whacked out Mario theory and an 8 at the same time.
Bowser has 8 kids. We have no idea who their mom is (in order to summon the stork in all stork stories, you must have both a mommy and a daddy. Apparently, they do some kind of baby dance. Real world, we all know the baby dance to be teh secks.) Who was Bowser's accompanying baby dancer? I speculate it was a pre-Superstar Saga Cackletta. Naturally, as the two end up fighting throughout Superstar Saga, there was some form of argument that drove the two apart, probably before Bowser Jr. could remember. Though this may seem farfetched, think about this: Bowser's dialogue when everyone first meets Cackletta gives no hint that he didn't know Cackletta (and even gave circumstantial evidence for having met her by how he proclaimed his rage, "You! You're the fiend who stole Princess Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evl plan?" which, due to the fact that the game uses text as opposed to voice, could imply recognition,) then throughout the game had no reason to remember who Cackletta was, being the amnesiac sidekick of Popple. He then never meets Cackletta again, due to his unconciousness when Popple put her spirit in his body. When Bowletta took over Bowser's Fortress, the Koopalings had no qualms with the allegience change, which may mean that they simply can't tell their father from Bowletta (unlikely,) or that they don't have any animosity to Cackletta, who could have used some form of lie to make sure the Koopalings don't know she was really still battling against everything Bowser was trying to prevent (if only so that he may kidnap Peach himself.) Why the baby dance didn't summon Koopa/Bean witch mutant bastard spawn may simply be due to the fact that Cackletta simply didn't contribute many genes into the wire.
Now, as for Morton being Jr., he may actually be adopted, possibly from within Bowser's own family after, perhaps, his real father dying, being rendered inable to care for his kids, or legally deemed as an unfit father after testimony probably delivered from Morton Jr. himself.
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Post by Wildcat on May 27, 2010 23:17:55 GMT -5
Secret - Koopas and Yoshis have 8 fingers. Biological link? Bowser and Yoshi are long-lost brothers. Yoshi is actually the evil one - he MURDERS things by eating them. You ever see Bowser kill anything? No. He's actually a disgruntled pacifist who expects Mario to avoid his attacks, so that he will actuall not do any harm. Like those bots in Perfect Dark who disarm you? Same thing.
Back to an older topic: Daisy + Vivian, natch?
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Post by Dances in Undergarments on May 28, 2010 1:33:49 GMT -5
Pro tip: It is. The only way it could be considered to not be 'completely stupid' is if you find me a stronger phrase than that. For example, 'batshit fucking nutcakes'. ...note this only applies to serious discussion, whereas how much of a rug muncher Daisy is is a fine topic of discussion. *Sigh* I suppose Zelda theories are more legit? ...I'm not sure you've ever read any of my posts, have you? pro tip #2: all fan theories are fucking stupid. Canon speculation, character speculation, whatever, its stupid. ...except that thing about Venomoth and Butterfree being swapped at some point. Thats crazy fan speculation that makes sense, damn it. |
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